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she's a witch and she wanted me to deliver her package

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I feel kind of sketch about about it but she was really serious and said she would be on vacation and said she trusted me to watchout for her and i've know rosanne for severeal years but she had a really serious look on her face and i was like right. I dont dont what people wants to want to hand off to me shes older than than the moon, i can do bad on my own.



    she told me there well be several packegescg for me to pick up but she looks like a witch so im not going to open it she's older than the moon.
    she gave me a really weird look when she asked for me to look out for her packages..

    like why not ask someone else or just have them dropped off at your drop box this is secondtime she's asked for for this favor.

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur stupid.
    Lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur stupid.
    Lol

    spoken like a true witch
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    Rrr African Astronaut
    what are you the package police?
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    Will you be giving her your package?
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Which witch is which?

    Tee hee.

    I witch I lived in the Salem witch trial era. To be surrounded by people that collectively agreed that some people were literally witches because of some dumbass criteria . I looked it up once and it was like if you lied and were a female, you were basically deemed a witch.

    Hahaha. To be able to burn a woman on a stake over an open fire just because she lied a few times. How awesome.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Hahaha. To be able to burn a woman on a stake over an open fire just because she lied a few times. How awesome.

    You're not a forgiving person are you.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Which witch is which?

    Tee hee.

    I witch I lived in the Salem witch trial era. To be surrounded by people that collectively agreed that some people were literally witches because of some dumbass criteria . I looked it up once and it was like if you lied and were a female, you were basically deemed a witch.

    Hahaha. To be able to burn a woman on a stake over an open fire just because she lied a few times. How awesome.

    Lol you are so kawaii! EEE eeeee
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're not a forgiving person are you.

    Oh he's a very forgiving person. You don't know him like I do. We and th gonts sat down and split a hot pocket and hashed things out. Want to join our cult in tc?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought tc is dead. I got out of the cult. I'm joing the french legion like fubi and representing the world.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I am forgiving. I'm super forgiving honestly. Like Jesus. I'll get mad but then I'll forgive right away. Water under the bridge I dont care. I would literally go back to the bowler and buy the native american dude that punched me, a shot. "I forgive you. We were drunk. I dont care."

    Its whatever. Everything is whatever. It's fine. ITS FINE.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I am forgiving. I'm super forgiving honestly. Like Jesus. I'll get mad but then I'll forgive right away. Water under the bridge I dont care. I would literally go back to the bowler and buy the native american dude that punched me, a shot. "I forgive you. We were drunk. I dont care."

    Its whatever. Everything is whatever. It's fine. ITS FINE.

    What if he hit you again?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What if he hit you again?



    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I am forgiving. I'm super forgiving honestly. Like Jesus. I'll get mad but then I'll forgive right away. Water under the bridge I dont care. I would literally go back to the bowler and buy the native american dude that punched me, a shot. "I forgive you. We were drunk. I dont care."

    Its whatever. Everything is whatever. It's fine. ITS FINE.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine being mad at me for an extended period of time.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine being mad at ANYONE for an extended period of time.
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    You could probably make up a song called "Imagine" if you really imagined it.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Where the fuck you been, Beanz???
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stl1 Where the fuck you been, Beanz???

    He's been busy
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