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  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Me, but I only started needing them after age 42, up until then I had perfect vision…so there is still time for you to turn into a gay nerd too. (I only need them for driving though).

    He looks like a gay nerd regardless of glasses

    Welcome back Daddy 🥰

    I wear contacts at work & stuff, glasses at home when I'm chillin
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  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Eyeballs cant fall out of heads. They have that funny thing attached to the back of them. I wonder if there is a name for it.

    I wore glasses when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. They somehow corrected my vision by that I mean they made my vision better once I took them off. I had one 20/20 eye (my left eye) and I had like a 50/20 on my right eye, then I wore the glasses, and now my right eye is 30/20.

    That doesn't make sense that wearing glasses would fix your actual eye sight without glasses but it did it for me.

    Also I used to pee my bed and my parents bought a thing that would make an alarm if I ever did it and I literally never peed my bed again, as in the alarm never went off once and it psychologically fixed me. Like the the glasses.

    Actually they can that's why I was in the hospital for a month when I was four.. it was literally falling out.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Actually they can that's why I was in the hospital for a month when I was four.. it was literally falling out.

    It was DANGLING out maybe.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Eyeballs cant fall out of heads. They have that funny thing attached to the back of them. I wonder if there is a name for it.

    I wore glasses when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. They somehow corrected my vision by that I mean they made my vision better once I took them off. I had one 20/20 eye (my left eye) and I had like a 50/20 on my right eye, then I wore the glasses, and now my right eye is 30/20.

    That doesn't make sense that wearing glasses would fix your actual eye sight without glasses but it did it for me.

    Also I used to pee my bed and my parents bought a thing that would make an alarm if I ever did it and I literally never peed my bed again, as in the alarm never went off once and it psychologically fixed me. Like the the glasses.



    Originally posted by DontTellEm He looks like a gay nerd regardless of glasses

    Welcome back Daddy 🥰

    I wear contacts at work & stuff, glasses at home when I'm chillin

    And you look like an old hag regardless.
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm He looks like a gay nerd regardless of glasses

    Welcome back Daddy 🥰

    I wear contacts at work & stuff, glasses at home when I'm chillin

    You're so predictable it's incredulous.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by DontTellEm He looks like a gay nerd regardless of glasses

    Welcome back Daddy 🥰

    I wear contacts at work & stuff, glasses at home when I'm chillin

    Hi sexy, I think I'd ask you to wear them at home once in a while when we were role-playing "the naughty librarian and the new assistant stay late to re-index the thriller section"
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  7. #27
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Only 10 year old children think glasses make you look nerdy, and people with the maturity and intelligence of a child like OP. I switch back and forth from glasses to contacts depending on what I'm doing. Glasses are easier and more comfortable but contacts are preferable for social outings, the gym, and work. It's not our fault we can't fucking see.
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  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi sexy, I think I'd ask you to wear them at home once in a while when we were role-playing "the naughty librarian and the new assistant stay late to re-index the thriller section"

    Your library is organized by theme?
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi sexy, I think I'd ask you to wear them at home once in a while when we were role-playing "the naughty librarian and the new assistant stay late to re-index the thriller section"

    uh you're a gross faggot i wish you hadn't come back, dont tell them is a vapid pig
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Only 10 year old children think glasses make you look nerdy, and people with the maturity and intelligence of a child like OP. I switch back and forth from glasses to contacts depending on what I'm doing. Glasses are easier and more comfortable but contacts are preferable for social outings, the gym, and work. It's not our fault we can't fucking see.

    gay nerd detected.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by mmQ Your library is organized by theme?

    Yes, much like a book store, I suggest you go to the LGBTQABCDE section, you'll find what you are looking for there.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby uh you're a gross faggot i wish you hadn't come back, dont tell them is a vapid pig

    That's rich coming from you.
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  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Glasses are cool they make you look smart even if you're not. I'm gonna start wearing them again. Or maybe just a monocle.

    I'm gonna walk around and ask people questions and tell them hey I have a monocle so it's fine, and theyll say "uh, yeah, I can see you're wearing a monocle. You didnt have to tell me."

    And I will say "oh, right, good point."

    Then I'll put my monocle back on and proceed with the questions. "Hi what is your father's address. Hi how old are you. Hi do you like tool? Hi do you know where a guy like me can buy a new sweater around these parts? Hi do you have any toilet paper? Hi. Hi. Hi "
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  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's rich coming from you.

    well thats not rich coming from you. get lost again.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, much look a book store, I suggest you go to the LGBTQABCDE section, you'll find what you are looking for there.

    I need the F section. Where is it?
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well thats not rich coming from you. get lost again.

    Aren't we all lost in this harsh world?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by mmQ I need the F section. Where is it?

    It's between the S and the W section.
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Glasses are cool they make you look smart even if you're not. I'm gonna start wearing them again. Or maybe just a monocle.

    I'm gonna walk around and ask people questions and tell them hey I have a monocle so it's fine, and theyll say "uh, yeah, I can see you're wearing a monocle. You didnt have to tell me."

    And I will say "oh, right, good point."

    Then I'll put my monocle back on and proceed with the questions. "Hi what is your father's address. Hi how old are you. Hi do you like tool? Hi do you know where a guy like me can buy a new sweater around these parts? Hi do you have any toilet paper? Hi. Hi. Hi "

    speaking of tool you tool, tool is coming back to to the cedar park center

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  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's between the S and the W section.

    I said F, not J.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by mmQ I said F, not J.

    Can't you see I'm busy here with the librarian..re-indexing the thrillers?
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