Why do fat people always smell like food?

1. 2019-11-20 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #81
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Grylls how often are you around fat people?
   
   do you go around sniffing people or can you smell them from a distance?

   
   I used to deal with fat rich clients for work. You can smell that shit.
2. 2019-11-20 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by 6011UM I used to deal with fat rich clients for work. You can smell that shit.

   
   you smell their shit?
3. 2019-11-20 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #83
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Grylls you smell their shit?

   
   Unfortunately yes.
4. 2019-11-20 at 2:45 PM UTC

   #84
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Smell is the last of the senses to go, when a person grows old and starts dying. That's so they can smell the smell of their own shit just before they check out.
5. 2019-11-20 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Smell is the last of the senses to go, when a person grows old and starts dying. That's so they can smell the smell of their own shit just before they check out.

   
   no its not, hearing is
6. 2019-11-20 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grylls no its not, hearing is

   
   No. Old people will swear they can't see and they will swear they can't hear, but they can smell even the slightest trace of any substance, especially vapor substances.
7. 2019-11-20 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 6011UM I eat incredibly healthy and use a bidet. I smell like a god.

   
   Yes, like a true shitlord with aids. Also ive seen what you eat, its garbage.
   
   When are you gonna get married to your boyfriend?
8. 2019-11-20 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #88
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Yes, like a true shitlord with aids. Also ive seen what you eat, its garbage.
   
   When are you gonna get married to your boyfriend?

   
   You haven't seen what I eat. I've seen what you eat and its loaded with oil and carbs. I'm keto and ultimately healthier than you no matter what i eat.
9. 2019-11-20 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian When are you gonna get married to your boyfriend?

   
   Scron needs to build a trianglist church first.
10. 2019-11-20 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #90
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol I had this girl meet me for coffee at quacks once and she was chubby for sure but when we went back to my place to listen to music and were closer together in my tiny room I could definitely smell her and no she wasn't hispanic/black I think it was just because she was a hippie or something but because I was hungover my senses were definitely heightened and I walked to my kitchenette to get away for a second and started wretching because she smeeled so gross, and she started laughing at me and was talking shit like LOL ARE YOU GONNA DIE?! and I was like no I don't think you just fucking stink..
    
    It was kind of a dick thing to say but common you're in your mid 20's smeeling like that? like that bad?
    
    Another time I met up with this fat plumper bitch and she wanted me to go down on her and I almost fucking barfed on your nasty smelling pussy with in half a second of getting down there, I immediately came back up for air and just layed down.
    
    funny thing i saw her date profile a year later where she was going on about how sweet she smells.. and I had to message her tell her she smells like a bag full of sweaty dicks with a fried egg on top, GODDAMN SON!
11. 2019-11-20 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #91
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by 6011UM You haven't seen what I eat. I've seen what you eat and its loaded with oil and carbs. I'm keto and ultimately healthier than you no matter what i eat.

    
    oils are actually important §m£ÂgØL. lard is actually good for you. you're a huge beaner so you should know that.
12. 2019-11-20 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oils are actually important §m£ÂgØL. lard is actually good for you. you're a huge beaner so you should know that.

    
    lard is not good for you, its just better for you than butter for cooking with
13. 2019-11-20 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #93
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls lard is not good for you, its just better for you than butter for cooking with

    
    actually it is good for you
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14. 2019-11-20 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #94
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually it is good for you

    
    actually my hairy asshole is good on your face
15. 2019-11-20 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #95
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jeez, most of them smell like farts, ass and sweat...what the fuck have you been eating???
16. 2019-11-20 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 6011UM You haven't seen what I eat.

    
    

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM

    
    

    Originally posted by blaster master Glam, I can tell by looking that you didnt let that chili simmer long enough, it needs about 4-6 hrs or else its kinda just a thick soup.

    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he cooks everything like that, amberlynn reid style

    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby excuses.. excuses.. you should take more pride in your work before you post it you assclown, you're no better than fona, trying to call him out with your bullshit dish, get fucked

    
    

    Originally posted by DietPiano yeah theres no broth, its like a stew

    
    
17. 2019-11-20 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jeez, most of them smell like farts, ass and sweat…what the fuck have you been eating???

    
    See above post. Makes sense his food smells like what you describe.
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