Why Do Atheists Always Yell OHHMYGAAAWDDD Just Before They Die In An Accident?

1. 2019-11-15 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Of course, they're atheists. Do you think they would execute kids, fuck kids, fuck animals, commit genital mutilation, cut people's heads off, throw gays off of roofs, drown people in cages and demean their women if they weren't? C'mon. Only now are they faithful disciples, now that their plane is going down.

   
   open your windows when using candles or you might get CO poisoning that can mess with your brain.
2. 2019-11-15 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny open your windows when using candles or you might get CO poisoning that can mess with your brain.

   
   I'll bet you would pray like the 13th apostle, if your ship was going down in rough seas, hundreds of miles from land, and all the lifeboats taken.
3. 2019-11-15 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'll bet you would pray like the 13th apostle, if your ship was going down in rough seas, hundreds of miles from land, and all the lifeboats taken.

   
   ja, because im not an atheist.
4. 2019-11-15 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ja, because im not an atheist.

   
   C'mon, now. God saith: you must not diddle children.
5. 2019-11-15 at 8:36 PM UTC

   #25
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   But what does God say about diddling porn stars while married?
6. 2019-11-15 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 But what does God say about diddling porn stars while married?

   
   That would also be a no-no, and would be frowned upon.
7. 2019-11-15 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   We need a confession booth thread.
8. 2019-11-15 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #28
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 But what does God say about diddling porn stars while married?

   
   He says you need to confess and repent. Yes, he mentioned YOU!
9. 2019-11-15 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #29
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Yeah boy Don. I pay porn stars thousands of dollars to fuck and stay quiet. I should repent for that. Excellent post Don.
10. 2019-11-15 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Please confess your sins here in this thread. You'll feel much better if you do. Kind of like cleaning the slate, so you can go again.
11. 2019-11-19 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Of course, they're atheists. Do you think they would execute kids, fuck kids, fuck animals, commit genital mutilation, cut people's heads off, throw gays off of roofs, drown people in cages and demean their women if they weren't? C'mon. Only now are they faithful disciples, now that their plane is going down.

    
    
    
    What you think religion is you moron?
    
    Ducking doopid doo are
    
    
    .
12. 2019-11-19 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We need a confession booth thread.

    
    Search child and ye shall find
    
    
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13. 2020-01-03 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #33
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Will God let you into heaven if you stole protein powder from KMart? Asking for a guy at the gym.

    
    best post of 2019