2019-11-18 at 10:58 PM UTC
So do (some) Brits call actual fags, cigarettes? What are some of the British slurs for a homosexual male?
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2019-11-18 at 11:04 PM UTC
Gross.
Ur a trash person. Im always in a control position.
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2019-11-18 at 11:14 PM UTC
Lol shaddup grilled cheese.
U would have to let a guy go ham on u to not realize he's removed the condom.
I don't like that kind of sex, I like to be in control
2019-11-18 at 11:16 PM UTC
If you have one of those looser poosies that get extremely wet that's probably the type that would not notice the most.
2019-11-18 at 11:18 PM UTC
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2019-11-18 at 11:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lolypop launched love lube, leaving the little lad's lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw........ (banned)
fact:
the actual origin of the term 'lol' was in 1994-ish in an AOL chat room when female-A) said something full-retard-tier stupid and male-B) responded with 'lol' with the intention of the meaning being 'lolling ones head the way a drooling retard would due to the idiocy of previous statement.'
shortly thereafter male-B) discovered female-A) was marginally attractive and therefore stated his comment was 'lol' as an acronym for 'laugh out loud' in an effort not to annoy potential pussy.
Nah. I know people who said lol back in the 80s, myself included. It was actually my first 'word' as a babby. It was my parents' first 'words' when I was born, too. "Lol, smh"
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2019-11-18 at 11:47 PM UTC
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2019-11-18 at 11:51 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Gross.
Ur a trash person. Im always in a control position.
I imagined a girl saying this to me and it legit gave me a hard on. I mostly tell girls to call me a piece of shit and hit me but they always are like omg I don't wanna hurt you and are scared I'll get triggered by PTSD and wig out and beat them but every girl always wants me to choke/be rough with them, even when they say they don't like that normally because of previous things happening
what I'm trying to say is I think I'm in love with you
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Lol. Close the blinds cuz we're breaking the law. 😉
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2019-11-19 at 12:04 AM UTC
A Sudo / DTE hookup is in order. It's not that unusual though. I dont know what can top the initial scron/HTS deal.
2019-11-19 at 12:18 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol. Close the blinds cuz we're breaking the law. 😉
we would need a sound proof bunker, preferably underground. You can leave me tied up down there after
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2019-11-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
Lol. Silly 😝 I wouldn't leave you
I'm pretty strong, muscular. I dont really associate as a cute lil girl.
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2019-11-19 at 12:56 AM UTC
I wonder how long it would take for sudo to untie the binds and then turn it all around on you next time you come down there.
Yes, dte, I am fantasizing. He and I would have been in cahoots. You two have your casual bandage sexed and then you go do your thing and I will come down and untie sudo myself if I have to.
Then I will hide and you'll go down there for more sex but he will spring upon you and tackle you but since you are so strong and muscular you'll get away, but I'll be there waiting and tackle you back into THE ROOM.
Then. then. Me and him will tie YOU up and have many many many sorts of ways with you. We might spend a month just sitting in front of you with notebooks in our hands, glancing up at you and brainstorming thousands of ways to degrade and ruin you.
But your trick is, you like it. There is nothing we can do that you dont somehow at least morbidly enjoy.
So then. Idk. We try the things anyway. Maybe you wouldn't like it if we we held a lighter sort of close to your face all over so it slowly slowly started to boil and then we came on your bubbling face skin. Maybe yes maybe no. Trial and error. Many years. Many laughs. :)
