I'm a genius

1. 2017-01-19 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How come whenever there's an essay test in class I finish an hour before everyone else?
2. 2017-01-19 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^cause your adderall helps you get to the wrong answer quicker?
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3. 2017-01-19 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^cause your adderall helps you get to the wrong answer quicker?

   
   there isn't enough aloe vera in the whole wide world to soothe that burn
4. 2017-01-19 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^cause your adderall helps you get to the wrong answer quicker?

   
   writing 'triangles' 2500 times is quiccker than writing an essay
5. 2017-01-19 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^cause your adderall helps you get to the wrong answer quicker?

   
   I don't use any stims except caffeine and nicotine
   
   Also I've gotten an A- or A on every essay I've done so far. It's usually with 0 planning or studying and I finish in 30 minutes. The person who finishes after me is always at least 15 minutes later. Most of the kids are an hour later.
6. 2017-01-19 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by the holy ghost I don't use any stims except caffeine and nicotine
   
   Also I've gotten an A- or A on every essay I've done so far. It's usually with 0 planning or studying and I finish in 30 minutes. The person who finishes after me is always at least 15 minutes later. Most of the kids are an hour later.

   
   wait so you're back in school now? like college classes?
7. 2017-01-19 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes
8. 2017-01-19 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #8
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   post the essays with timestamp
   
9. 2017-01-19 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #9
   Merlin Houston
   Nicotine makes you a better writer, you always know the right word to use even if you don't know the full definition it's just "right".
10. 2017-01-19 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #10
    Merlin Houston
    Also most people are stupid, like really stupid, I realized this when had to proof read other peoples papers.
11. 2017-01-19 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by the holy ghost Yes

    
    well thats cool gl
12. 2017-01-19 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Merlin Nicotine makes you a better writer, you always know the right word to use even if you don't know the full definition it's just "right".

    
    Nicotine is a very effective nootropic. I noticed I was a much better reader when I chewed nicotine gum. I've experimented with a nicotine patch today by cutting 21mg/24hr in half and wore it until the test finished. It made me kinda sick but my thoughts flowed effortlessly. Even when I don't do this though I'm still always first, it's just the nicotine made writing require 0 thought or effort. Since it made me sick if I get another patch I'll cut it into fourths or eighths.
13. 2017-01-19 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm going to start vaping for the nootropic effects
14. 2017-01-19 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that's gay as hell. A patch is time released also so it lasts all day
15. 2017-01-19 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    post your essays
    
16. 2017-01-19 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I threw my essays out from the last class, I'll post the one I just did when I get it next week
17. 2017-01-19 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    F for Faggot.
18. 2017-01-19 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR F for Faggot.

    
    I wish I had a teacher who was that cool. They just put sad smileys on my shit.
19. 2017-01-19 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Liberal arts isn't going to be my major, I'm going to switch it soon
20. 2017-01-19 at 2:26 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    debate me