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2019-11-17 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Heard.. girls actually like me. That's why I'm confused about this. Girls are fickle and I've had wavves of women that would be all over me. I even have a child and could of been married several times over. Thisales me think a lot less about women. I have depression the last year and yeah my place was thrashed but we were just listening to music. I even told her my place was messed up before going there after I bought her daughter muffins.
This Toni is a whore and was just seeing me to cheat on her husband she was literally hanging out with that day. She works for favor and lives with her mother. I told her she undercuts Austin businesses and I make more money than her
Fuck her. Casper you're my bromo but you fucked this up for me. She was literally licking my chest. I can't help that bimbos have bad experiences and are afraid of there own shadows.
you need a real fly chicken to roost in the coop with. A bird whos a real piece of ace.
Did she really lick your chest though? I kinda like my nips licked but it's weird to request it so I just respond well and hope they do it again.
There are lots of other partridges out there, you'll find another emu soon -
2019-11-17 at 5:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Heard.. girls actually like me. That's why I'm confused about this. Girls are fickle and I've had wavves of women that would be all over me. I even have a child and could of been married several times over. Thisales me think a lot less about women. I have depression the last year and yeah my place was thrashed but we were just listening to music. I even told her my place was messed up before going there after I bought her daughter muffins.
This Toni is a whore and was just seeing me to cheat on her husband she was literally hanging out with that day. She works for favor and lives with her mother. I told her she undercuts Austin businesses and I make more money than her
Fuck her. Casper you're my bromo but you fucked this up for me. She was literally licking my chest. I can't help that bimbos have bad experiences and are afraid of there own shadows.
I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED RECONNAISSANCE. Lol. It's a good thing she left or she woulda #metoo'd ur ass after the fact. Clearly she wasn't actually tryna pork she just wanted to feel wanted, and your animal magnetism had her in its snare just long enough to get a mouth full of chest hair but not enough to seal the deal. I told her if there wasn't a pile of laundry on the sofa, then you must've really been digging on her. I did my best. She's just not vibin. I bet if u offer to do some Casper shit like let her use your debit card and make her tortellinis and promise not to try to kiss her for 6 months, she'll be all over u broski. -
2019-11-17 at 5:38 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:09 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:14 AM UTCI am pretty intimidating. I ooze charisma.
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2019-11-17 at 6:29 AM UTCwhats mouth rape? Like kiss without consent?
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2019-11-17 at 6:34 AM UTCLol. He literally forcibly gave her oral sex. SMH ur doing it Wrong 😆
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2019-11-17 at 6:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shits attract flies.
breeders of a breed, breed together.
heard
Originally posted by Sudo whats mouth rape? Like kiss without consent?
weeeeeeeel... I went over to the girls place on a bunch of valium after breaking up with her and told her I liked her sister.. and she hit me and I started yelling and thru my 40oz against her wall and she apologized to me and started blowing me and I told her I still liked her sister and she told me to leave but I was so messed up I told her to fuck off and let me sleep for a few hours and her sister and her neighbor ripped the bedding off of me and called the pigs so I went to my car to drive off and the cops were already there and arrested me and it said I was being taken into the station on the cop lappy for sexual assualt.. it was total bullshit and they let me back to my car a few hours later and even the chicken called me several days later crying saying she missed me. -
2019-11-17 at 6:37 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:38 AM UTCSo stupid.
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2019-11-17 at 6:41 AM UTCI hadnt head the last part about mouth rape.
You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED...THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE.....YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-17 at 6:43 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:43 AM UTCKek
Hold up@ matched w mattchew.
Can't let that one fly. -
2019-11-17 at 6:45 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:47 AM UTCI know u would.
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2019-11-17 at 6:48 AM UTC
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2019-11-17 at 6:51 AM UTCStop spittin game at my bird Bill Krozby imma make her tortelini n give her a foot rub n we're gonna be a Modern Family.
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2019-11-17 at 6:52 AM UTCI wouldn't worry too hard about it, Tinkerbell.
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2019-11-17 at 6:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I hadnt head the last part about mouth rape.
You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED…THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE…..YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?"
There used to be this cringey show kinda like that called "keys to the VIP" which was just critiquing guys pickup game at nightclubs. It might have just been a Canadian thing but it was nowhere near as good as the idea you're proposing. I'm also picturing a chubby girl sitting on a beanbag chair going "haha doug you're so funny...wait what's that nice for...please don't hurt me...oooohhh" while the camera slowly pans away to his cat with a demented look in his eye ingrained from years of visual scarring without an outlet. -
2019-11-17 at 7 AM UTCwatching Bill Krozby pork trailer park princesses in night vision while a cat licks its butthole and I blare "Livin La Vida Loca" ad nauseum through Tinychat on his computer....is Must See TvThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
