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Welcome to the NIS bar

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    How may I serve you?

    Hurricane on the rocks?
    40oz malt with some sea salt and lemon?


    Welcome to the NIS bar


    *walks in, sits down*
    I'll take a bloody loli with several stabs of the finest Japanese vodka you can throw into my face served with sea salt and lemon onegaishimasu

    *walks over the jukebox and plays this*
  2. #2
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Robert *jumps up on a table and starts busting out freestyles*


    Are of you slavic descent by any chance?
    You're coolio though, you would be a great bar-buddy.
    Lets go hit up the karaoke machine!
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    you can serve my cock up your gullet OP before you serve it up your shithole pussy, bitch
  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you can serve my cock up your gullet OP before you serve it up your shithole pussy, bitch

    Gee, krotz sure would be loads of fun at a bar .... not.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Gee, krotz sure would be loads of fun at a bar …. not.

    more than you would considering you don't even have money to go to a bar / leave your mothers house
  6. #6
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    this starts playing on the jukebox



    Did I ever tell you about the time I was chased down by three police SUVs?
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal this starts playing on the jukebox



    Did I ever tell you about the time I was chased down by three police SUVs?

    yes you did
  8. #8
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Well we're at the NIS bar so I'll tell you again .....
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    and then the cocksucker asked me what the red stuff on my face was

    they must have thought I ate somebody's corpse or something but it was just tomato soup

    They said I was smiling, I was not, but it didn't matter because they were determined to prosecute me .... they must have seen my internet history and decided I was too dangerous so they had me locked up in a psychiatric facility for five days .... that was the most intense period of my life next to when I had to go to public school
  10. #10
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    *this starts playing on the jukebox*

    *looks over at krotz*
    "Hey, did I ever remind you of how much better my taste in music is"
    *slaps krotz across the face*
    "Just listen, isn't her voice heavenly?"

  11. #11
    Admin African Astronaut
    Do you accept gift cards?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    KARAOKE TIME


    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1igEpIbw7cJ
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