I have this hundred dollars...

1. 2019-11-15 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I am thinking about investing in stocks.
   Anyone have any advice.
   I understand the buy low sell high part.
   But I dont know how to go about actually buying and selling the stocks.
2. 2019-11-15 at 5:33 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Try robinhood
   
   https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.robinhood.android&hl=en_US
3. 2019-11-15 at 5:54 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Put it towards a pistol.
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4. 2019-11-15 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Cly Try robinhood
   
   https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.robinhood.android&hl=en_US

   
   I signed up but kept being pressured to put funds into the account and all I wanted to do was collect my free stock. it was advertising for making an account.
   I finally gave it $1 and got my stock.
   
   

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5. 2019-11-15 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Fuck my life I probably just set myself up with more taxes.
6. 2019-11-15 at 6:10 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   So I invested $1 and I just have that sitting in the account and I have gotten 2 free stocks worth $7.77.
   1 share of PLUG and 1 share of WPG.
   I know I can't do anything until the market opens in the morning.
   Should I just take my $8.77 and run or should I take my $8.77 and run it?
7. 2019-11-15 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Fuck my life I probably just set myself up with more taxes.

   
   Only if you make money. If you lose money you can write it off as a loss.
8. 2019-11-15 at 6:21 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by 6011UM Only if you make money. If you lose money you can write it off as a loss.

   
   What kinda shit you know bout taxes?
9. 2019-11-15 at 6:33 AM UTC

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   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Fonaplats What kinda shit you know bout taxes?

   
   I've filed multiple 1099s for a few years now. Its not hard.
10. 2019-11-15 at 6:43 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    It's illegal to make money.
11. 2019-11-15 at 6:49 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Cly It's illegal to make money.

    
    Not if you're white.
12. 2019-11-15 at 6:55 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by Cly Try robinhood
    
    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.robinhood.android&hl=en_US

    
    Give me a thank, bud.
13. 2019-11-15 at 6:56 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Not if you're white.

    
    It's illegal to make money.
    
    Any at all.
14. 2019-11-15 at 7:07 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO TRUMP.
15. 2019-11-15 at 7:10 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Cly GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO TRUMP.

    
    That is something someone on welfare would say.
16. 2019-11-15 at 7:38 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats That is something someone on welfare would say.

    
    It is something someone on welfare did say.
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