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Does the alcohol a person drinks say anything about their personality?

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Last night and tonight I'll be drinking hurricane and a 40oz
    My favorite beer though is La Fin Du Monde, favorite bitch beer is Blue Moon.

    Can you guess my personality based off of that information?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm drinking Asahi with a shot of jager rate my drink daki

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 gay
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  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm drinking Asahi with a shot of jager rate my drink daki


    Isn't Nihon biru typically very low %alc?
    Good thing you have some liquour to go with that otherwise you would just be drinking bitter water.
    Put in a few more shots.
  5. #5
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 gay

    gays prefer stimulants and opiates
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    mostly just alcohol and meth actually, don't think opiates have ever been a big gay thing for two reasons
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra mostly just alcohol and meth actually, don't think opiates have ever been a big gay thing for two reasons

    There are opiates you can smoke
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  8. #8
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I have a gay friend and his favorite drug is cocaine
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Isn't Nihon biru typically very low %alc?
    Good thing you have some liquour to go with that otherwise you would just be drinking bitter water.
    Put in a few more shots.

    Ive tried a LOT of different beers with Jager looking for the perfect combo with those 56 herbs and spices and Asahi (5%) is my top tier as it stands because its so tasteless that it masks the intensity of the Jager and makes for a yummy beverage

    I tried it with a 8% beer and it was no good. 5.5% Estella Spanish beer was okay but still not as palletable as Asahi. I'm having less luck with the European lagers go figure MASTER OF THE CUNT

    maybe the problem is me
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal There are opiates you can smoke

    that is neither of the reasons I was thinking of

    1. it reduces motivation for GAY SEX
    2. it slows down your intestinal tract making POOP RAMMING unavoidable
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Smoking fentanyl on foil every hit feels like falling in love for the first time
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I like screwdrivers.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Pervert
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Last night and tonight I'll be drinking hurricane and a 40oz
    My favorite beer though is La Fin Du Monde, favorite bitch beer is Blue Moon.

    Can you guess my personality based off of that information?

    that you're low class and really dumb
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Last night and tonight I'll be drinking hurricane and a 40oz
    My favorite beer though is La Fin Du Monde, favorite bitch beer is Blue Moon.

    Can you guess my personality based off of that information?

    that you're low class and really dumb
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  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Never had blue moon

    Folx?
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Never had blue moon

    Folx?

    blue moons are actually pretty good i was just jackin with OP mostly about hurricanes, that shit is gross as fuck I had one once while driving and started throwing up from the taste and a cop pulled me over and right as I was getting to my apartment and I threw the can under my car seat and it was just pouring out all that blood and the cop was like "weeeel what does husker du mean?" because I had an husker du bumper sticker and I was like "it means do you remember in dutch and used to be a board game" and he was like alright just becareful and I was like ok.. plot twist the same pig pulled me over a month later, he followed me for several miles on the interstate and I was aware of his presence but he still pulled me over and said i didn't use a left turn signal which was total bullshit and he gave me a ticket so I went to judge fudge and demanded a jury trial so they wouldnt fuck with me but they were going to fuck with me the cop was actually there and i was like holy shit now I have to pick a jury over a turn signal, and I picked only men a couple of blacks and some whyte guys and the cop was just like yeaah he didn't use his left turn signal and they fined me 150 dollars.

  18. #18
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm drinking Asahi with a shot of jager rate my drink daki


    Ashai is really good. For some reason the stuff I've had in America is like 10x better than what I had in Asia though.

    On topic: I usually drink whiskey or cheap vodka. Always straight.
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra that is neither of the reasons I was thinking of

    1. it reduces motivation for GAY SEX
    2. it slows down your intestinal tract making POOP RAMMING unavoidable

    lol i overdosed at my neighbors place on heroin 2018 summer and the wambulance guys showed up to my place the next day asking me to sign a paper offering me a fentanyl test kit and narcan for my "partner" to hold onto.. they just thought we were a couple of faggot slammers shooting dope and fucking each other up the ass
  20. #20
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    krotz is an effeminate little bitch who takes it up the ass and can't handle real beer
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