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Why Do Atheists Always Yell OHHMYGAAAWDDD Just Before They Die In An Accident?

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    WTF? They don't believe in God, so why would they be yelling his name out so loud and clear and so earnestly at the critical juncture? Makes no sense!!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because it's a colloquialism that no real meaning in our secular society
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  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I even saw some atheists on a plane that was going down praying. How do I know? In the video, the whole plane was praying, everyone on board. The chances of every last one of them being Christian is just not mathematically possible, and that means a shitload of those doomed people were in fact atheists praying. Who were they praying to anyways? The Budda? Baal? The ghosts of Christmas past?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It sounds like op has experience killing atheists
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  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It sounds like op has experience killing atheists

    fucking lol I was thinking the same thing

    "why do they keep screaming when they die? in, uh, accidents"
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  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'll bet there are atheists here who would start praying if their plane was going down, or if they were on a sinking ship hundreds of miles out in rough seas.
  7. #7
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    God is the substance by which they claim does not exist, but then exerts most of their energy throughout their entire life trying to prove doesn't exist (idiots and what a void waste of emotionless life).

    ironically, for the thing they claim does not exists, happens to be what most atheists think about more often than actual Believers do.

    it literally consumes them and stupidly, they allow themselves to be trapped into it.




    my Dad was on hospice his last weeks on Earth. but that final week he kept saying to us, the "Line is Long."

    what do you mean, Dad, the Line is Long. the line till i reach the point at where God takes me home.

    and the next few days until his actual death, he confirmed the Line has stopped, the Line is getting shorter now, i can see it now for myself.
    ^
    i gave that example of what if there is a transitioning happening as we pass from life to death and our spirit separates?

    what if there is a moment for some who see that finality for themselves (like the Line getting shorter)?

    what if there is enough consciousness and awareness to understand this point is it?

    and if so, if God is real, this is the actual moment He is revealed to those who spent their lives denying Him.

    and also the very same moment they realize, i have made a grave mistake!!
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 God is the substance by which they claim does not exist, but then exerts most of their energy throughout their entire life trying to prove doesn't exist (idiots and what a void waste of emotionless life).

    ironically, for the thing they claim does not exists, happens to be what most atheists think about more often than actual Believers do.

    it literally consumes them and stupidly, they allow themselves to be trapped into it.




    my Dad was on hospice his last weeks on Earth. but that final week he kept saying to us, the "Line is Long."

    what do you mean, Dad, the Line is Long. the line till i reach the point at where God takes me home.

    and the next few days until his actual death, he confirmed the Line has stopped, the Line is getting shorter now, i can see it now for myself.
    ^
    i gave that example of what if there is a transitioning happening as we pass from life to death and our spirit separates?

    what if there is a moment for some who see that finality for themselves (like the Line getting shorter)?

    what if there is enough consciousness and awareness to understand this point is it?

    and if so, if God is real, this is the actual moment He is revealed to those who spent their lives denying Him.

    and also the very same moment they realize, i have made a grave mistake!!

    The portal is closing, but there's still time to get through right up until the last moment.
  9. #9
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Will God let you into heaven if you stole protein powder from KMart? Asking for a guy at the gym.
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  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Will God let you into heaven if you stole protein powder from KMart? Asking for a guy at the gym.

    If it was diapers or toilet paper or bags of rice or shoe repair kits or spools of thread or canned ham, OK.
  11. #11
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Ok ok but what if you fuck a porn star then pay her money to keep her mouth shut? Is that ok with the big guy?
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I even saw some atheists on a plane that was going down praying. How do I know? In the video, the whole plane was praying, everyone on board. The chances of every last one of them being Christian is just not mathematically possible, and that means a shitload of those doomed people were in fact atheists praying. Who were they praying to anyways? The Budda? Baal? The ghosts of Christmas past?

    Who was filming it then?


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  13. #13
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'll bet there are atheists here who would start praying if their plane was going down, or if they were on a sinking ship hundreds of miles out in rough seas.

    No, it wouldn't serve any purpose so what would be the point. praying is a completely pointless activity. its has no more value than just hoping for something to happen in your mind,in fact probably less as hoping could subconsciously set you up into making something happen at least. obviously not if it came to winning a lottery for instance. but maybe if you saw a chick and you hoped to get to fuck her it might just spur you into making a move that you wouldn't have done otherwise. or for the likes of hoping for an illness to be cured could inspire the placebo effect to help your mind fix the situation within your body.


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  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Who was filming it then?


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    Black box.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by -SpectraL WTF? They don't believe in God, so why would they be yelling his name out so loud and clear and so earnestly at the critical juncture? Makes no sense!!

    do you have a source or are yiu just ...
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  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc No, it wouldn't serve any purpose so what would be the point. praying is a completely pointless activity. its has no more value than just hoping for something to happen in your mind,in fact probably less as hoping could subconsciously set you up into making something happen at least. obviously not if it came to winning a lottery for instance. but maybe if you saw a chick and you hoped to get to fuck her it might just spur you into making a move that you wouldn't have done otherwise. or for the likes of hoping for an illness to be cured could inspire the placebo effect to help your mind fix the situation within your body.


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    I think you be praying like one of Jesus' apostles if you were on a plane and all four engines quit.
  17. #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have a source or are yiu just …



    Occupants 157
    Passengers 149
    Crew 8
    Fatalities 157
    Survivors 0
  18. #18
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Occupants 157
    Passengers 149
    Crew 8
    Fatalities 157
    Survivors 0

    were they all atheists ? how can you tell ?
  19. #19
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were they all atheists ? how can you tell ?

    Of course, they're atheists. Do you think they would execute kids, fuck kids, fuck animals, commit genital mutilation, cut people's heads off, throw gays off of roofs, drown people in cages and demean their women if they weren't? C'mon. Only now are they faithful disciples, now that their plane is going down.
  20. #20
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Ok ok but what if you fuck a porn star then pay her money to keep her mouth shut? Is that ok with the big guy?

    Excuse me I need a ruling on this from the interdimentional court please
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