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TACO BELL IS MAKING TACO SHELLS OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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2017-01-18 at 5:28 AM UTCGET
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http://www.wlox.com/story/34236816/taco-bell-is-going-national-with-fried-chicken-taco-shell
"""IRVINE, Calif. (AP) - Taco Bell plans to go nationwide this month with its latest concoction: a taco with a shell made entirely out of fried chicken.
Taco Bell says the shell of the Naked Chicken Chalupa is made up of all-white seasoned chicken. The rest of the taco is packed with lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese and avocado ranch sauce.
The fast food chain says the taco tested well in markets in Bakersfield, California, and Kansas City, Missouri, over the past two years.
It will be available at Taco Bells across the country on Jan. 26.""" -
2017-01-18 at 5:30 AM UTCThe scary thing is it'll probably cost 1.50
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2017-01-18 at 5:35 AM UTCi think they should put the quac on bottom, then lettuce, then sour creme, then tomatos, then cheese. taco bell was my first job.
putting both sour creme and quac on top of each other will cause it to squelch out when bitten. adding the lettuce creates a complex surface border topology between the two liquid, this will retain the filling. -
2017-01-18 at 5:38 AM UTCIt says avocado ranch sauce. Nothing about guacamole or sour cream. Jeez!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-18 at 5:48 AM UTCFuck yeah man, gonna go to the dispensary then eat this. Hahaha, fried chicken taco shell.
The decadence is palpable. -
2017-01-18 at 5:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by snab_snib i think they should put the quac on bottom, then lettuce, then sour creme, then tomatos, then cheese. taco bell was my first job.
putting both sour creme and quac on top of each other will cause it to squelch out when bitten. adding the lettuce creates a complex surface border topology between the two liquid, this will retain the filling.
This dude knows his tacos. -
2017-01-18 at 5:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It says avocado ranch sauce. Nothing about guacamole or sour cream. Jeez!!
after the promotional period, they'll stop shipping out quac ranch and just do "chicken shell taco supremes" for 40% increase in price, with the staple ingredients.
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2017-01-18 at 5:53 AM UTCI bet Taco Bell employees change their fryer oil about once a year. I also bet they take shits and don't wash their hands. I'd also imagine they don't practice any food safety. Basically everything a bad worker could be I imagine to be the personification of a Taco Bell employee.
Now, I'm sure there are exceptions, it's just how I feel. They are lesser than McDinalds and BK pimpley faced teens. They are just scum. Smelly, fat, lazy, inarticulate, slow, mindless scum of the earth. I'm gonna apply there tomorrow. -
2017-01-18 at 6:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I bet Taco Bell employees change their fryer oil about once a year
once every week, once every two weeks depending on how demoralized the place is.
taco bell is actually a really fun place to work compared to most fast food places, because there's not a lot of running around to do, you stand in a line and do your little part, it's hard to fuck up. sanitation is no better or worse, the line will get pretty messy during lunch and dinner, but it's not like your food will touch it, and the gloves get nasty after five minutes so you change them and rinse your hands every chance you get.
there's a reason why taco bell will be the last restaurant standing. -
2017-01-18 at 8:01 AM UTCI want to be a game dialog and scenario writer like this guy fuys:https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-narrative-had-to-be-baked-into-the-corridors-marc-laidlaw-on-writing-half-lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-18 at 8:05 AM UTCThat actually sounds pretty good, and I hate Taco Bell.
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2017-01-18 at 8:12 AM UTCI bet I'd try it once then never eat it again
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2017-01-18 at 8:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost I bet I'd try it once then never eat it again
Pretty much. Like the Dorito taco shells. I just... had to. I don't even eat fast food either. -
2017-01-18 at 11:51 AM UTCI've never eaten a taco, I aint mexican.
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2017-01-18 at 12:53 PM UTCFuck you Americans.
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2017-01-18 at 1:03 PM UTCYet people laughed at the "double down" from kfc
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2017-01-18 at 1:12 PM UTC"The double bypass heart operation"
The bun is two KFC double downs
The patty is a krispy kreme donut -
2017-01-18 at 5:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Yet people laughed at the "double down" from kfc
Yeah, because it was literally bacon and cheese with chicken for a bun. Not a bun made of chicken, pieces of chicken for buns. At least this is going to resemble a taco...shell...thing. And tacos at least have actual content. -
2017-01-18 at 5:42 PM UTCDiscount whore, I have to ask, what is the difference between a bun made of chicken and a piece of chicken for a bun, especially as it relates to a piece of fried chicken for a taco shell as opposed to a taco shell made out of fried chicken.
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2017-01-18 at 7:56 PM UTCdon't let me hear you talking shit about the doubledown, you fucking communists.
