Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke
Wow what a bitchass. Pussy is literally brandishing mace as if it's really going to stop someone attacking you who is determined to beat your ass.
Oh it will all right. The fact you can't open your eyes is most of what makes it so effective
DID THE MAN EVER GET HIS JUICE?! What exactly did he do though? Like did he steal something? I thought he paid for his juice? Family dollar sucks anyways
Originally posted by mmQ
No I was thinking of the Native that sucker punched me. And I can picture you sucker kicking someone. I'm for everything other than that.
the old asshole sucker spit in my face because I accidently startled him because he couldn't see me walking in the dark and i was tee hee drunk and just chuckled because he screamed like a bitch. I was shocked the guy did that too me and was standing for a second like wtf? this is gross wiping my face off with my shirt and I was like, naaahh man I gotta do something.