2019-11-11 at 7:42 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-11-11 at 7:48 PM UTC
You genuinely look really tired.
2019-11-11 at 11:42 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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I think the tussin is giving me gas.
I just stood at the machine for the last 2 hours confident a turd had slipped out.
I can't get my pants adjusted right.
I keep farting whenever I am walking or bending.
2019-11-12 at 5:25 AM UTC
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victim of incest
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I am home now.
I am annoyed cuz I wanna smoke weed but I can not find the vape pen I just bought.
I couldn't find it before work but was also had stuff to do so I didn't really check so good.
Well now I am home and I looked up and I looked down, I looked from side to side.
Frustrated I grabbed the empty one on my desk and pretended it was still good.
I put on my headlamps and crawled on all fours looking for that damn bitch.
I even went and asked Shell.
Then I got pissed off cuz I was reminded of how I use to do the exact same thing back in my dope-days.
Back then it was so bad I would shoot up anything I could lie to myself into believe had dope on it.
I cant believe I am even still alive.
I have crystal clear memory of it but now looking back its makes me wanna puke in my mouth.
Bwah
I wanted to quit smoking today anyways so I guess I will just mark today down as a win.
Slaynk, you make drinking all that tussin look easy.
Shit gave me the worse gas all day at work.
I thought I crapped my pants.
But I got to admit, my cough is gone.
Now I will admit that I didn't end up taking more than recommended.
I mean I eye balled it because I didn't wanna carry around a sticky cup all day.
But I guess I was right on the money with it.
Id be afraid what this shit might do after being on it for the 7 days the box says you can.
Those crazy bitches need to bring me my beef jerky back!
2019-11-12 at 5:31 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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Looks like everything is fine and dandy at work.
Turns out I remembered the wrong way,
Thank god.
Anyways,
Back to it.
Yup
2019-11-12 at 5:33 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
maybe your girlfriend took it & hid it to keep you from fucking up
2019-11-12 at 5:35 AM UTC
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victim of incest
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Not smoking might suck now but it wont suck tomorrow.
Alcohol only took me 1 night to get over.
I went home that first night and smoked a bunch of weed and took some sleeping pills.
Next day I was completely fine and am never drinking again.
This time Imma just take some sleeping pills again and go to bed.
I need to eat though.
I just feel sickly.
Lethargic.
My belly is so full of my own snot that it is not making me hungry.
I need a fucking cigarette.
2019-11-12 at 5:48 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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I dont have much appetite tonight.
Imma eat the pizza I didn't eat for lunch now.
2019-11-12 at 5:54 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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This snow has my bones hurting.
2019-11-12 at 6:09 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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The pizza was good but the cable box decided to do a firmware update as soon as the microwave dinged.
I feel a bit better having ate something finally.
I am not talking to a drunken friend of mine who's life is falling apart.
That could have been me. So easily.
Well, time for bed.
