I hung out with my neighbor I recently met and somehow we came onto the subject of psychedelics and she asked If I wanted to take some mushrooms and I was yeah coool doll, and she gave me 3 capsules filled with ground up mushrooms, we actually split one of the caps because she was running low and wanted to trip too. We listened to every single pig destroyer song ever recorded on youtube and talked about our life and what it is like living in washington dc.
I decided to get dressed and leave at 5 in the morning and she said will you at least give me a hug you asshole? and I said "oh I didn't think you wanted me too" so I did and walked back home, I took a shower and put on my favorite pair of boxers, I bent over to pet my cat and my underwear ripped, right at the asshole, with out even looking at them still crouched I knew what had happened, something delicate and fragile, something I loved had been torn out of my life and something I will never get back.
I walked out to my balcony in my torn boxers and looked up at the stars and started to tear up about how beautiful life is despite everything I've gone through. I decided it's best to part with things you loved and to move on, so I took off my boxers and through them over the edge, 3 floors they fell down and I cried even more.
Then my neighbor a muslim indian man (he's a teaching assistant at the university near me) opened up his door and stepped out and saw me standing there, fragile and hurt, yet still hopeful and yelled, "what are you fucking doing?! fucking guy!!" and I said "nothing man" and just turned around and went inside.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-18T00:16:03.789546+00:00
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I thought this was gonna turn into another "Bill Krozby tore a new asshole" thread when I got to the boxers part.
I'm jealous you have so many chill neighbors who give you pills and hallucinogens all the time. My neighbors suck. Well there used to be this one dude I would chill with and get super baked and watch cartoons and eat food and shit with. Other than that they're a bunch of loners though, like me
Originally posted by greenplastic
I'm jealous you have so many chill neighbors who give you pills and hallucinogens all the time. My neighbors suck. Well there used to be this one dude I would chill with and get super baked and watch cartoons and eat food and shit with. Other than that they're a bunch of loners though, like me
lol bud they are also equally assholes, I try to stick to myself. if you ever come through Austin we should hang. Austin is city, but small enough of one where you can't go anywhere with out having people trying to ask me questions
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-18T00:46:16.454850+00:00
Originally posted by RisiR
Move to Austin, TX. It is by far the gayest queer place in the world. Everyone is an edgy hippy who does l-lad every two weeks.
you sound pretty frothy, have you ever even been to Austin? oh that's right you have never left your moms house.
