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  1. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Sheeit I need to log back in
  2. I rescued fonaplats dog Morley from Shell



    she isn't happy with me

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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Fuck, Shell is annoying. She was constantly wandering around and getting in the way so I locked her in the Shame Closet.



    Please don't let her out, I don't wanna accidentally slap a ho while I'm farming grain and have to murder her.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by HTS Fuck, Shell is annoying. She was constantly wandering around and getting in the way so I locked her in the Shame Closet.



    Please don't let her out, I don't wanna accidentally slap a ho while I'm farming grain and have to murder her.

    If you kill Shell you will have to answer to me.
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Why has Soy Crimea been bulldozed to make way for an international airport?

    Are your permits in order?
  6. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Why has Soy Crimea been bulldozed to make way for an international airport?

    Are your permits in order?

    Those damn industrialists at the free fonaplats army!

    Soy Crimea used to be a place of peace and commerce. The noise from those flying machines is scaring away my patrons at the wariat museum
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  7. ~~~OFFICIAL FEDERAL REPORT FROM THE MONOLIP MINISTER OF AGRICULUTRE'S JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT OFFICE ( MMOAJEO )~~~

    Incident 1: Report taken at scene on 11/7/2019 at 9:38PST

    Approximately 59 iron ingots reported stolen from a MuscleJock construction site located on Iron Hill at Chocolate Mountain. Investigation ongoing.

    ---

    Incident 2: Terrorist plot foiled by passenger on EndLiner Green-Train 1. After his personal minecart unexpectedly came to a stop on Green-1 track section, the rider ( who is not being identified at this time ) observed that his current track section had lost power. He then observed the power switch for this track section was in the OFF-position and called for an EndLiner track safety officer ( Operator available 24hrs: 937 522 1751 ). A trouble team was dispatched and arrived within about 13 minutes to the scene, moved the passenger on his way in a powered cart and closed the line for troubleshooting. While investigating this outage the crew uncovered this booby-trap;

    It is important to note that the passenger who called the track safety office made the right decision to NOT take matters into their own hand and simply turn the power switch to this section back on as it would have detonated the trap, almost certainly resulting in his death. Please keep in mind that all EndLiner stations offer complimentary EnderChests to safely stow your belongings during transit. Two suspects have been identified in this terror plot and their names are not currently being released. EndLiner track safety officials assisted the Monolip Minister of Agriculture's EOD team during a forensic dismantling of this trap. On-scene investigation is wrapping up with the track expected to re-open by end of day.

    Please remember to follow this example and call track-safety before taking matters into your own hands! Also you are urged to stow your valuable items before taking a trip on these remote track sections, the hero of this story had many enchanted items in his posession that would have been lost forever had he simply thrown the switch back on. REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE TRACK OR NEAR STATIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE TRACK SAFETY TEAM!

    Please PM me with any information regarding either of these two incidents,

    Yours in perpetuity,
    The Monolip Minister of Agriculture
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  8. Due to heightened security concerns at Iron Hill of Chocolate Mountain, operations have been suspended at this location indefinitely. Here are some of the happy employees we are making new arrangements for. Enjoy your surprise mandatory retraining gentlemen!

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  9. Originally posted by the man whos hood it was put in

    >TNT over void
    >lit TNT has gravity

    I have information on the suspects! we might be looking for a retard
  10. Originally posted by Obbe He has a base in The End. It's pretty cool.

    Hey, you didn't make it there legitimately!

    that really narrows down the potential culprits for the above post lol
  11. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    I'm not really playing but I'll leave it up till it dies. I kinda wanna do a hard reset on the world but meh.
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi I'm not really playing but I'll leave it up till it dies. I kinda wanna do a hard reset on the world but meh.

    I'm not opposed. Reset would force everyone back to spawn. Maybe we could build a town again.
  13. i dont see how resetting will change anything, just walk for 5 minutes from spawn and there is tons of untouched lands
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i dont see how resetting will change anything, just walk for 5 minutes from spawn and there is tons of untouched lands

    It would change things, everyone would have nothing.
  15. except all the people with access to creative
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  16. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood except all the people with access to creative

    You've been bitching about this shit like a retard for ages. Nobody is doing anything detrimental to anyone with creative. I gave it to Obbe so he can build cool projects. I used it for the same. Reset or not, it will change literally nothing in relation to Creative for ops.
  17. Bueno motherfucker
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  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi You've been bitching about this shit like a retard for ages. Nobody is doing anything detrimental to anyone with creative. I gave it to Obbe so he can build cool projects. I used it for the same. Reset or not, it will change literally nothing in relation to Creative for ops.

    If you do a reset, remove all the OPs, and don't use creative yourself if you play. That seems to be the main complaint.
  19. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Obbe It would change things, everyone would have nothing.

    If you want to have nothing throw all your shit into some lava, but don't assume everyone else wants to take that vow of poverty with you. I just started on the damn server and am finally sort of established. If you undo that because you're bored I will grief the shit out of your new fresh start to no end.
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  20. HTS highlight reel
    "I used admin privs to give myself everything I wanted with zero effort and now I'm bored, let's just hard reset the server and start fresh guys lol."
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