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How to deal with police
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2019-11-07 at 5:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ What was the scenario leading up to the black cop story?
Smoked weed with a guy and a girl. I wanted him to drop me off, but he asked me to keep him awake while he drove her home. She ended up wanting to stop and smoke again. On the way to drop her off finally, he slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting a line of baby ducks crossing the street. Cop saw us, motioned for us to roll the windows down. The girl (who unbeknownst to both of us, had mixed xanax and GHB with the Sprite we'd been sipping all night), rolled down the window, obviously fucked up, eyes closed. We get pulled over. I dump my ounce of weed at my feet bc this is the first time ive ever had a "serious" run in with the cops. Didnt know my friends grandma had reported the car stolen, and when he slammed on the brakes, the replica metal airsoft gun hed had under the passenger seat, slid back between my feet. When the license plate came back stolen, the cop called backup, and when he shined his flashlight at my feet, he yelled "WE GOT A GUN!!" and then backed off and they called for even more backup. And then they took us out of the car one by one with at least 5 cars worth of officers, AR15s pointed at us. When the officer got to me, thats how he went about it. He kept telling me to get out of the car and not reach for anything, but i had my seatbelt on bc im a gud boi, and couldnt. So after telling me he was going to fucking shoot me if i didnt get out of the car, ended up dragging me out by my shirt and kneeling on my back. Shes incoherent and doesnt want to say who she is or where she lives, so they start photographing her arms and legs and neck and asking her questions like we'd abducted/date raped her. Then used that to try to pressure me into taking a urine test which i refused, saying "if something happened and you guys were just fucked up, it looks a lot better than something you did maliciously."
Coincidentally happened not even a block from where i now work.
I actually had posted pictures that I took in the interrogation room, with my hands behind my back. Wish i still had those. They were on TOTSE or Zoklet...forget which one.
Oh yeah and then going through my wallet, found a baggie with meth residue and decided to wave it in front of my face saying "WE GOT AN OOPSIE!" "THIS ONES GONNA HURT". But then there wasnt even enough residue to test, so they dropped that charge. rofl. -
2019-11-07 at 5:45 PM UTCHaha. We got an oopsy! How fucking satisfying it would be to actually have a loaded gun and immediately after him saying that you shoot him in the stomach and parrot mock him. "Oohp! Looks like we got an OOPSY!"
And then somehow all the other cops get scared and leave and you just sit there staring into the dying cops eyes saying OOPSY over and over. Maybe tell him to stop resisting a couple times too, for good measure. -
2019-11-07 at 5:57 PM UTCYeah this was a like 40 year old cop taunting a 17 year old kid. But out of the....idk....20 or so times ive had dealings with cops, most have them have been okay.
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2019-11-07 at 6:01 PM UTCi was asked by a judge, if i slipped, when the police were helping me get into the back of the squad car and my forehead met the top of the door frame?
i said, yep, it was a dry sunny day and the sweep kick i took to the ankles had absolutely nothing to do with it.
he asked, want to press charges?
i replied, nope!!
and then on my way back to my cell block, i somehow ran right into the brick wall.
which led to my discovery of the sewn on badge and out flew the words, what a bitch, you ain't even a real cop!! -
2019-11-07 at 6:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah this was a like 40 year old cop taunting a 17 year old kid. But out of the….idk….20 or so times ive had dealings with cops, most have them have been okay.
Samesies for me. Never actually had any altercation in all my (probably about 20 as well) times dealing with the cops. The closest would be my last DUI probably, which I dont actually remember but I led the cops on a "medium speed chase" for a few minutes before finally pulling into some random driveway.
The reports said that I was refusing everything and told them I wouldn't take a breathalyzer but I would go to the hospital to do a blood draw, and then when we got there I was mean to the nurse and wouldn't let her do it. So they just took me to jail and then I think I did a breathalyzer there in their official machine.
The first time I ever got pulled over I was 16 and high and forgot to turn my headlights on. The cop had me come sit in his passenger seat because it was obvious I was high and I was scared and nervous and told him that I had weed in my car and begged him not to tell my parents . Thankfully he was a vet and knew my plight. Gave me a warning, said he better not run into me again, and let me keep my fuckin weed which is obviously the best part of the story.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-07 at 6:13 PM UTCIve told you guys about the cop that- either intentionally or otherwise- uncuffed me let me walk off with a few hundred each of Oxy and Norcos.
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2019-11-07 at 6:24 PM UTCWhen I was a kid, a uniformed cop stopped me in front of the local arcade and found a gram of hash in my shirt. Then he told me to get in the back of the cop car, so I did. Then he got in the driver's seat and closed the door and leaned back, handed me the hash, and said, "start rolling". I'm like what the fuck? And he said, "you heard me". When I continued to be confused, he asked if I wanted to go to jail. I said, no. Then he repeated that I better start rolling then. So I rolled one up right in the back of the squad car, and he said, "light it up!". So I lit it up and took a puff and he took it out of my hand and started hauling back on it, then held his breath really long and a long stream of smoke came out. Then he handed it back and we ended up finishing it off. Then he says, "roll another one". I was super high at this point, and it was hotboxing there in the car big time and the smoke was so thick I could hardly see, so I started balking, and he asked me again if I wanted to go to jail. So I rolled another one and we smoked the whole thing. Then he asks me for my name and DOB, telling me "don't worry, I ain't gonna bust ya, even if you have warrants, I just want to have a look-see", so I gave him my info and he pursued my personal information right there on his terminal. Then he says, "see that bus stop right there? There's a bus coming in *looks at watch* nine minutes, you be on it, because my partner is coming on in 5 and he ain't as nice as I am". I got out and the smoke literally poured out of the cruiser like a volcano. I got on the bus and fucked off right out of there, high as a kite and paranoid as hell. Too much like the Twilight Zone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 6:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL When I was a kid, a uniformed cop stopped me in front of the local arcade and found a gram of hash in my shirt. Then he told me to get in the back of the cop car, so I did. Then he got in the driver's seat and closed the door and leaned back, handed me the hash, and said, "start rolling". I'm like what the fuck? And he said, "you heard me". When I continued to be confused, he asked if I wanted to go to jail. I said, no. Then he repeated that I better start rolling then. So I rolled one up right in the back of the squad car, and he said, "light it up!". So I lit it up and took a puff and he took it out of my hand and started hauling back on it, then held his breath really long and a long stream of smoke came out. Then he handed it back and we ended up finishing it off. Then he says, "roll another one". I was super high at this point, and it was hotboxing there in the car big time and the smoke was so thick I could hardly see, so I started balking, and he asked me again if I wanted to go to jail. So I rolled another one and we smoked the whole thing. Then he asks me for my name and DOB, telling me "don't worry, I ain't gonna bust ya, even if you have warrants, I just want to have a look-see", so I gave him my info and he pursued my personal information right there on his terminal. Then he says, "see that bus stop right there? There's a bus coming in *looks at watch* nine minutes, you be on it, because my partner is coming on in 5 and he ain't as nice as I am". I got out and the smoke literally poured out of the cruiser like a volcano. I got on the bus and fucked off right out of there, high as a kite and paranoid as hell. Too much like the Twilight Zone.
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2019-11-07 at 6:31 PM UTCHa. It would've been better if he handed you a fistful of E and said "start rolling." And made you sit in the back of the car for 12 hours straight in dead silence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 6:33 PM UTCThe cop was in his 20's, too.
