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A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-06 at 9:36 PM UTCOh I'm not a fan. Sorry.
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2019-11-06 at 10:04 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:04 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:04 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN You're in the wrong thread. This is for serious Cage fans only. Sorry. The mods have been messaging me and being pretty strict.
Cage was the first Pilot for Star Trek. Now a new film about Capt Pike is coming out. How do you think Nicholas Cage would fair as Pike you Government Dike. -
2019-11-06 at 10:06 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:51 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:57 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 10:59 PM UTC
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2019-11-07 at 12:08 AM UTC8mm was one of his best
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2019-11-07 at 12:17 AM UTC
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2019-11-07 at 12:31 AM UTC
The Wicker Man
Edward Malus
Biker cop. Obviously wants the best for people. Just like every Cage character so far.
See's a mom and daughter die in a car wreck. Takes time off of work. Is on medication.
Fiance left on bad terms. Her bad terms. A letter comes years later. Her daughter is missing. Not Edwards daughter. Edward is conflicted but we all know every Cage role, he just has to help.
So far no black people.
"I'm a cop. I try to help people."
'Why do we do anything in this world?' Edward: "I need an answer."
Hanging out in a crazy cult. Very paranoid.
The harvest festival is good to go. But the festival of fertility is too sacred.
Be funny if he pulls out his phone to call someone but can't get a signal.
Oh fuck! He's Rowan Woodwards father! He's got to double down on this witch hunt!
A man investigating this cult has a reason to fight.
Is he going crazy? Maybe. But that's what will drive this character.
Immeddiatly after, talking about the missing kid: "It's not right. You should've told me Willow." Replace Willow with Nicolas.
49 minutes in the movie he does a wicked dive. Can't find a link to it. It's pretty awesome though.
Turns out he's going insane though and it was a dream within a dream. So the character is losing it and trying to cope.
In his mind he's a wicked awesome diver to fish a dead kid from under a dock.
Popping pills before the fight. Rationalizing what his reality is during his spiel.
Big bounded book titled, Rituals of the Ancients.
Has to be wearing a suit and tie. He's wearing the same thing entire movie.
Allergic to bees. Be baller finish move by The cage.
If he gets knocked out by bees, Edward wakes up. "Where am I?" And The Cage can give his devious plot to escape his hell.
"I hear you were expecting me. Why is that?"
Needs to constantly be smacking bees off his face during the fight. The Cage has no bees around him.
Edwards only motivation is to find Rowan. He still loves his ex-fiance but Rowan is his main goal. Maybe Edward accuses The Cage of hiding her?
"How'd it get burned! How'd it get burned!"
"Get off the bike." She pushes. "Get off the bike!" She pushes again and Edward draws his gun at the school teacher. "Step away from the bike!"
Edward is fighting a bunch of Cages, from all different roles. And they're wearing masks that he needs to knock off to find The Cage.
It would be so funny if Edward carries The Cage in his arms and says, "My name is Edward. I'm here to save you."
"Back off I swear to god I will shoot you!"
"OH MY LEGS! MY LEGS! Oh.."
From the crowd as Edward burns, 'The drone must die.'
The cult part of the movie I believe is real. They just left out the drug aspect out of it. But I digress because this is about Ewards character. He's just a guy trying to be good to people. Might be going insane and losing touch with reality from his pills. Dealing with PTSD? Maybe. A typical Cage character. Nothing new.
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2019-11-07 at 12:46 AM UTCtied in with wine
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2019-11-07 at 9:28 PM UTC
Kick Ass
Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Single father. No mother. Training his young daughter to be a super hero. His super hero costume bears a striking resemblance to Batman. Lulz.
The child he's raising is a killing psycho who will kill you even if you're running away.
Raised the child to feel no remorse after the loss of his wife when he too lost all emotion.
Gave her super hero name hit girl.
When in character as Big Daddy he talks ridiculous. It's pretty funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIbiTyGGnE
Ex cop. Good at his job. His partner thinks he's making the wrong decision with vigilante justice but Macready knows in his heart what needs to be done. Taking over the biggest bad guy, De'mico, he was framed on a drug dealing charge and threw behind bars. Mother died during labor while behind bars.
"You know I'm not going to stop. Not until Ghostrider and your whole operation is brought to ashes."
"I'll tell you who owes her a child hood! GHOST RIDER!!!!!!"
When Big Daddy dies his face is burned horribly as he's saying goodbye to his daughter. There's a good joker quote in there some where. If GhostRider wins it needs to be by burning Damon. Like GhostRider casually walking off, "I know where you got those scars."
"You know what ym dad really would've wanted? He would've wanted me to finish what we started. And that's exactly what I'm going to do."
Big Daddy dies in a fire yelling instructions to his daughter and that's kind of it. He's a side charachter so there's tons of room to play with his back story. Maybe his wife and him had been trying for a kid for a long time and nothing was taking. Maybe still births and shit. Then they miraculously had Mindy. And just when their life was looking up he hit bottom.
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2019-11-08 at 12:34 AM UTC
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2019-11-08 at 1:54 AM UTC
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2019-11-09 at 12:05 AM UTCI wonder whaat the Cage would think of this awesome thread.
Probably non-chalantly comment how cool it is. Typical Cage move. -
2019-11-09 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I wonder whaat the Cage would think of this awesome thread.
Probably non-chalantly comment how cool it is. Typical Cage move.
Nicholas Cage doesn't have time to keep up with his over spending lifestyle. Going Semi Bankrupt after all the films he makes. He must be spending shitloads on PR to keep pushing for new films. It's cut-throat business out there, Pal. Cut-throat business.
But you know.. I HEARD things der n stuff.
