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My favorite attorney just bought me a sixer
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2019-11-06 at 11:25 PM UTCI was high as shit from smoking the last of my bud and on a quarter of subs and this gont came in bitching about how the 24oz game is on the downside and I was like yeah you're that guy repoza? you're shits hilarious and he bought me a sixer of hans pilsner. the guy is such a wild card, he gets into all kinds of weird shit with the pigs
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2019-11-06 at 11:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) stfu you retarded shitskin faggot and post more nude selfies.
i will if you buy me a sixer of hans pilsner and then take me to the outback steak house for a lobster dinner, ive only been taking semi nudes recently from halloween -
2019-11-06 at 11:34 PM UTC
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2019-11-06 at 11:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) if im buying you any food product youre going to reciprocate like a good little girl and suck my cock.
i will literally pay you to post a gif of yourself on your knees in a dark alley getting spitroasted by two homeless niggers at the same time youre giving a hand job to two other niggers (one in each hand) while a nigger midget is riding on your back like youre a deranged wetback spring-pony, smacking your ass cheeks with a riding crop screaming 'yeeee hawww.'
I will extend the same offer to you. Anyone actually. -
2019-11-06 at 11:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) the only offer you can expect me to extend to you is 'swallow' or 'choke to death'
Can I do both? I choose both. -
2019-11-07 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) its a date.
your place or mine.
can we both do both?! -
2019-11-07 at 12:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) its a date.
your place or mine.
Yours. -
2019-11-07 at 12:16 AM UTCHas anyone ever legitimately died from choking on a cock that they wanted to be and were sucking? I'd like to be the first.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 12:20 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 12:22 AM UTC
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2019-11-07 at 5:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw............ (banned) its a date.
your place or mine.
why not both ? -
2019-11-07 at 5:28 AM UTCbut anyways it was funny to meet the gont after ive been posting his vids here off and on for the last several years. guy is chill af (but kind of a loud mouth) the only reason why i figured out who he was was because he was talking really loud to me when i was minding my own biz.. he's like the shittiest attorney here in austin, he even gets arrested at his own clients proceedings, but he seems like kind of a gont. I should of invited him to nigs in space but I just left with the brews he bought me.
I didn't recognize him at first because he was all derpadeweeeewed out like some kinda hippy attorney, it was cool to meet the gont finally though, he trips balls im sure.
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2019-11-07 at 6:06 AM UTCfiucl ypou nigger
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2019-11-07 at 6:25 AM UTCdr.gonzo is real.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-07 at 6:30 AM UTCsre dick
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2019-11-07 at 3:18 PM UTCMy pemos os smol, woil mpt choke/ Cam I reveive offers pls?
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2019-11-07 at 4:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Ha. Ahahaha.
Its obvious as fuck that he killed her intentionally and it definitely wasnt from his cock, but I will hand it to him that is a unique defense. But like they said it would take many minutes of the cock straight lodged at the back of her throat for her to actually choke to death on it, and it would be super obvious that she was dying. And he would have to be fucking holding her head with the might of a thousand gods because you know she would be doing anything and everything to get the cock out of her throat.
He probably just strangled her.
When was this case anyway? Is that recent ? -
2019-11-07 at 4:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Ha. Ahahaha.
Its obvious as fuck that he killed her intentionally and it definitely wasnt from his cock, but I will hand it to him that is a unique defense. But like they said it would take many minutes of the cock straight lodged at the back of her throat for her to actually choke to death on it, and it would be super obvious that she was dying. And he would have to be fucking holding her head with the might of a thousand gods because you know she would be doing anything and everything to get the cock out of her throat.
He probably just strangled her.
When was this case anyway? Is that recent ?
all i know is the gont has a lot of nerve to use that as his defense.. like usually when I'm choking girls with my cock, they just slap my butt cheeks and make squealing noises for me to slow down / get out. -
2019-11-07 at 4:36 PM UTCI want to hear him on the stand. I'd like to question him myself, as the prosecutor. My main questions based on his supposed defense would be how would he not be aware that she was literally choking to death on his cock, and if he actually gave any single fuck about her, how could we possibly believe that he didnt call 911 because he was EMBARRASED about his massive cock?
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2019-11-07 at 4:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Ha. Ahahaha.
Its obvious as fuck that he killed her intentionally and it definitely wasnt from his cock, but I will hand it to him that is a unique defense. But like they said it would take many minutes of the cock straight lodged at the back of her throat for her to actually choke to death on it, and it would be super obvious that she was dying. And he would have to be fucking holding her head with the might of a thousand gods because you know she would be doing anything and everything to get the cock out of her throat.
He probably just strangled her.
When was this case anyway? Is that recent ?
she didnt say the safety word.
your owner,
