the recent scare attack on your land of the simmering coffee cup was none other than a personal attack upon the entire world what would the rest of humanity do without their daily dose of starbucks and amazon deliveries people think an EMP attack would have a disasterous effect on millions of people imagine a day where NEET and hikikomori weren't able to have their megapacks of ramen and water bottles delivered to them in a timely fashion!!!
We here, the people of the DPRK, want you to know this had absolutely NOTHING to do with us. The blame should be placed on the pig dog fake state of israel and their CIA golem if anyone died you have only your own selves to blame.
As the supreme leader of the DPRK, I hereby invite American president, Donald J Trump to join us for a month of festivities, on the house, in your honor.
Sincerely - Kim Jon Ping Pong the fourth
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