I was sending money to my cousin in itali (bet you guys didn't know I'm part italian) and i have was having a problem with my bank so I went outside to puff on my juul and drink a kombucha and this guy told me if I mind him breaking into the machine. I told him I don't give a fuck how do you do it? And he said he just kicks it.. and he kicked it and I heard all of these quarters fall onto the ground and I was like man thats crazy. I started telling him how I got some gutamelens in jail 12 years ago to beat up the whyte hick from beefa tx, he blew up a soda machine with a homemade pipe bomb and the pigs arrested him, he was so giddy it was his last day and this nigga when we were working in the kitched was flicking water on me with a spoon and I ingored it but he just kept laughing at me saying in a dumb voice "what are you gonna do about it?! It's my last day!" So I just dumped my tumblr of water over his head and all the nigs starting go wild laughing saying "this gon'ts cold as fuck with a cup of water" and the hick was so embarassed he went to the door where they had the clothes to change.. and it was locked so he just ran into the door and made the nigs laugh even louder. It's funny now.. but at the time I was super pissed and legit had an adrenaline rush because I was about to destroy this guy infront of everyone, luckily I didn't have to do it phsyically just mentally.. when we went back to our pods I spoke thru the hole in the wall and told the guatemalans that he's calling you all a bunch of mexican nutter butters.. I laid on my bunk watching them shove him into the bathroom to talk to him.. his last day was his fuck day
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Originally posted by blaster master
Lol, the hick pulls up at the end, HONK, "is he alright?"
And by that he meant is he not a nigger or a queer?
I thought he was talking to me, they asked me what I'm doing and I said just watching this guy and they said whats he doing and I said I don't you ask him , fucking high as shit thats why my voice sounds queer, but you gotta admit that guy is pretty crafty i'm not even sure what he was doing with the little wire... unfortunately the fake pigs rolled up at the good part.
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw......... (banned)
youre an idiot
uh oh mymy favorite little princess has awoken and is cranky! Do you need a hand job to go back to sleep, chicken?
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube, leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating and labia languishing with lockjaw......... (banned)
since youre offering…bring your pretty little wetback lips over here and do what they do so well.
you're really lacking with the insults.. try harder.
