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The King of Random Died.

  1. #21
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    He had a young son if I remember correctly (maybe a few kids). that's the hardest part right there. The Child developing some anger issues. at least for a while. I'm not saying he will but it usually comes sooner or later.

    Hopefully the kid can take what knowledge he learned and continue on where his father left off. "On with the show"
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Put on earth by who? How do you know what he was put here for. Maybe he had already done what he was put here for and whoever put him here told him 5 months ago to take up paragliding so he could give him his ticket back where he was out here from.

    Your job on Earth is never done, until you die.
  3. #23
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your job on Earth is never done, until you die.

    I'm not sure that was correcting his last statement.
  4. #24
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your job on Earth is never done, until you die.

    while we're on the subject, why is it that you're waiting so long to even start your job on earth, speculum?


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  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc while we're on the subject, why is it that you're waiting so long to even start your job on earth, speculum?


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    That didn't scare me.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your job on Earth is never done, until you die.

    So obviously his job is finished
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So obviously his job is finished

    Well, yeah. But it was a needless death.
  8. #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    Don't change the subject, why you waiting so long?


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  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Don't change the subject, why you waiting so long?


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    His job is to preserve the jpg screenshots of the TOTSE ASCII login screens until there is no longer an internet. So as long as the internet exist SpectraL cannot die.
  10. #30
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So the dude just goes out one day, in the middle of his mid 30s and just dies, just like that, right out of the blue? Well that was a bit random weren't it?
  11. #31
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    Bro, Answer the Man properly.
  12. #32
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker His job is to preserve the jpg screenshots of the TOTSE ASCII login screens until there is no longer an internet. So as long as the internet exist SpectraL cannot die.

    Just as long as the Delta Ray's Triangulis doesn't get him like they got Jeff Hunter.. am i right?
    Oh the Happenstance continues as does Wessles

  13. #33
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Maximum Warp Wessle. BEEP BEEP
  14. #34
    HTS highlight reel
    I never really watched his channel, but I like Cody's Lab because Cody is a fucking weirdo and he made a video about it when it happened. Which was like 4 months ago. :\
  15. #35
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS I never really watched his channel, but I like Cody's Lab because Cody is a fucking weirdo and he made a video about it when it happened. Which was like 4 months ago. :\

    What the fuck does ^ have to do with v

    Originally posted by Greenspam Maximum Warp Wessle. BEEP BEEP
  16. #36
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Greenspam What the fuck does ^ have to do with v

    Absolutely nothing, which is why I didn't quote that post or do anything that might give a non-schizophrenic person the impression that I was replying to "Maximum Warp Wessle. BEEP BEEP". 🤔
  17. #37
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    HEY!
    Shhh-SHUT THE FUCK UP
    *CLAP*
    HEY!
    Shhhh-Sh-SHUT THE FUCK UP
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Greenspam Bro, Answer the Man properly.

    I've been working diligently my entire life to educate and enlighten people; that is my mission on this earth: the pursuit and dissemination of truth to the masses.
  19. #39
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been working diligently my entire life to educate and enlighten people; that is my mission on this earth: the pursuit and dissemination of truth to the masses.

    THEN RELEASE THE MANIFESTO YOU ANCIENT HOSER
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Greenspam THEN RELEASE THE MANIFESTO YOU ANCIENT HOSER

    That information is CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET - NEED TO KNOW. Do you have a need to know? No, you do not.
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