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Just made out with, fingerbanged, tittyfucked, and got a handjob with a Chinese prostitute

  1. 2019-11-03 at 3:45 AM UTC
    #1
    Admin African Astronaut
    Now I'm eating at a Chinese restaurant and drinking a beer. Go figure.

    How's your Saturday going?

    Edit: Paying at the restaurant with gift cards.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2019-11-03 at 4:31 AM UTC
    #2
    fucking_weirdo Houston
    do you pay for the prostitutes with gift cards too? do people ever look at you like you are sketchy when you pay for a bunch of shit with gift cards?
  3. 2019-11-03 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You kissed a fucking prostitute you disgusting weirdo, I bet you have a faint upper lip mustache
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  4. 2019-11-03 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #4
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by fucking_weirdo do you pay for the prostitutes with gift cards too? do people ever look at you like you are sketchy when you pay for a bunch of shit with gift cards?

    Only when I use like multiple to make a large purchase. I bought my $1700 mountain bike using multiple gift cards.
  5. 2019-11-03 at 2:54 PM UTC
    #5
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You kissed a fucking prostitute you disgusting weirdo, I bet you have a faint upper lip mustache

    A Chinese prostitute.
  6. 2019-11-03 at 3:14 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are SBTlauien

    You both live in the same area, have over 10k in gift cards, are antisocial and go out and drink and go to strip clubs alone, dont talk to anybody at work, vandalize property and key peoples' cars, "eat healthy", etc.
  7. 2019-11-03 at 3:22 PM UTC
    #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Reminds me of Esbity.
  8. 2019-11-03 at 3:46 PM UTC
    #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You are SBTlauien

    No, you are crazy :D
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  9. 2019-11-03 at 3:59 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They're an alter ego of the same person
  10. 2019-11-07 at 1:08 AM UTC
    #10
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano You are SBTlauien

    You both live in the same area, have over 10k in gift cards, are antisocial and go out and drink and go to strip clubs alone, dont talk to anybody at work, vandalize property and key peoples' cars, "eat healthy", etc.

    SBTlauien is more of a narcissist. I'm more of a sociopath.
  11. 2019-11-07 at 1:09 AM UTC
    #11
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Reminds me of Esbity.

    This guy is more of a psychopath.
  12. 2019-11-07 at 1:12 AM UTC
    #12
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Sudo You kissed a fucking prostitute you disgusting weirdo, I bet you have a faint upper lip mustache

    Ahahhaa.
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