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Life is very long, when you're lonely

  1. #1
    Admin African Astronaut
    I don't seem to get lonely. I actually prefer to be alone. I usually feel very happy and healthy.

    I came across this bloke last weekend at a bar and he kept talking to people. Me first but I did my thing so he starting talking to the couple on his other side. When they left, started talking to me. Telling me about his fucking divorce and how much better it is to watch the game at the bar rather than at home with his cat.

    I come across these lonely types and wonder how I could possibly take advantage of them.

    Is life really that bad for them?
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  2. #2
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin I don't seem to get lonely. I actually prefer to be alone. I usually feel very happy and healthy.

    I came across this bloke last weekend at a bar and he kept talking to people. Me first but I did my thing so he starting talking to the couple on his other side. When they left, started talking to me. Telling me about his fucking divorce and how much better it is to watch the game at the bar rather than at home with his cat.

    I come across these lonely types and wonder how I could possibly take advantage of them.

    Is life really that bad for them?

    Bro Code #1

    Never kick a man when he's down.

    That shit is universal.. except where Gypsies out number others.
  3. #3
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greenspam Bro Code #1

    Never kick a man when he's down.

    That shit is universal.. except where Gypsies out number others.

    I didn't do anything to him.
  4. #4
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin I didn't do anything to him.

    write a book about "Bro-Codes you never violate" and sell it on Google/eBooks
  5. #5
    Admin African Astronaut
    Do you think I could scam him some how, givin his situation?
  6. #6
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin Do you think I could scam him some how, givin his situation?

    I mean I guess you could but I couldn't do this to a person. unless I knew he was a real dirtbag, but I would be doing it for other reasons.. that takes a lot of energy so I probably wouldn't do it. regardless.
  7. #7
    Admin African Astronaut
    I guess we could have gone for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things.
  8. #8
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin I guess we could have gone for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things.

    You could of held his hair back if he got sick.
  9. #9
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    There’s a saying i’ve made up: When you live fast with resources and references, your mental state evaporates the cultural differences with indifference. But when you decide to take on the entire world by yourself with little to none help, you’d still die, but acknowledging that there’s no bunk beds in coffins; perishing with dignity, integrity and a higher level of happiness-spontaneity rather, proves your perspective of how your own life should be lived.

    Forget all the utilitarian perspectives. Your life, the glow of your era, is your own deontological perseverance of abiding your own ground rules, for which could make your life perfect the way it should be lived just for yourself.
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  10. #10
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    All those whistleblowers could suck a big donkey deek.
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl There’s a saying i’ve made up: When you live fast with resources and references, your mental state evaporates the cultural differences with indifference. But when you decide to take on the entire world by yourself with little to none help, you’d still die, but acknowledging that there’s no bunk beds in coffins; perishing with dignity, integrity and a higher level of happiness-spontaneity rather, proves your perspective of how your own life should be lived.

    Forget all the utilitarian perspectives. Your life, the glow of your era, is your own deontological perseverance of abiding your own ground rules, for which could make your life perfect the way it should be lived just for yourself.

    did you make that up?
  12. #12
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    No-




    i made it up!😑
  13. #13
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl No-




    i made it up!😑

    Was that an outtake (blooper?) of Jimmy boy?
  14. #14
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Also that was interesting read you coined.
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  15. #15
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thank you, I meant every single word.


    Sorry sudo for the gif, Its just annoying for me when someone asks a question from what I just recently said. If you added some excitement, such as exclamation points and/or excessive question marks, I would answer cordially.
  16. #16
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Thank you, I meant every single word.


    Sorry sudo for the gif, Its just annoying for me when someone asks a question from what I just recently said. If you added some excitement, such as exclamation points and/or excessive question marks, I would answer cordially.

    Did you really mean what you said?!?!
  17. #17
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greenspam You could of held his hair back if he got sick.

    But the rain that flattens my hair. Oh, these are the things that kill me.
  18. #18
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin But the rain that flattens my hair. Oh, these are the things that kill me.

    You took one for the team
  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Thank you, I meant every single word.


    Sorry sudo for the gif, Its just annoying for me when someone asks a question from what I just recently said. If you added some excitement, such as exclamation points and/or excessive question marks, I would answer cordially.

    you said you made it up but I've never seen you be so articulate before. In fact most of your posts seem like several posts thrown together into one but that one made sense and evoked a response. It seemed familiar but it really just had universal communicability.

    Your response post was more on par with the usual, making little sense, you're still the DH poster of the highest quality
  20. #20
    Admin African Astronaut
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