Its fucking snowing

1. 2019-10-30 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jesus Houston
   Oatmeal raisin faggot. Its snowing here too. Flurries.
   
   We should think of more things that can be dildos.
   
   I have to burn 7 hours quick.
2. 2019-10-30 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jesus Houston
   A Triple-A battery would be a good newborn babby dildy.
3. 2019-10-30 at 7 PM UTC

   #23
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jesus A Triple-A battery would be a good newborn babby dildy.

   
   Why wouldnt you use an XXL sized one
4. 2019-10-30 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jesus Houston
   Because XXL isnt a size of battery. But you could lodge an XXL t-shirt inside any orifice so at least you're contributing. Thank you sir. Yes our shirt dildos are just down there on the top shelf next to the crayon dildos and tennis ball dildos.
5. 2019-10-30 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut
   Cucumbers are great but you have to peel them because sometimes they still have the spines
6. 2019-10-30 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Vitamin G Cucumbers are great but you have to peel them because sometimes they still have the spines

   
   The spines are the best part.
7. 2019-10-30 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #27
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   I'll crack your spine
8. 2019-10-30 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   The snow you are experiencing is a result of global warming. In order to melt the polar caps they will now be exporting cold and snow to warmer regions on an annual basis.
9. 2019-10-30 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The snow you are experiencing is a result of global warming. In order to melt the polar caps they will now be exporting cold and snow to warmer regions on an annual basis.

   
   Yeah, cos ice caps have never melted in the past.
10. 2019-10-30 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Thats not even as big as my dildo
    
    No thanks

    
    You have a dildo?
11. 2019-10-30 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The snow you are experiencing is a result of global warming. In order to melt the polar caps they will now be exporting cold and snow to warmer regions on an annual basis.

    
    Hey, it's climate change now, which allows them to cover all the bases.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
12. 2019-10-31 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #32
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If we can control the climate then got damnit I want spring year round
13. 2019-10-31 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, it's climate change now, which allows them to cover all the bases.

    
    
    
    Thats how the greenhouse effect works. Never heard of the polar vortex, ey?
14. 2019-10-31 at 12:33 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    We’re going down to freezing tonight, and if the rain doesn’t let up, we’ll have snow.
    
    Happy Halloween 🎃
    
    Poor trick-or-treaters.
15. 2019-10-31 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist We’re going down to freezing tonight, and if the rain doesn’t let up, we’ll have snow.
    
    Happy Halloween 🎃
    
    Poor trick-or-treaters.

    
    Hope they stay indoors this year. The candy is mine.