2019-10-30 at 7:50 AM UTC
I could never be Matt chew..unless there were at least 5 of me...
And my eyes..neither wander
2019-10-30 at 7:52 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mmQ
All planets suck. I hate them all I just decided. Earth. Pluto. Saturn. All of em. They are jokes in this cosmic stand up comedy bit. I bet somewhere someone is laughing at us. All of us.
"Look at what I did. Look Jim. I made this universe thing and made planets and hey one of them made people and look! They're talking about how they think the planets , and ANYTHING, matters. Hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahhahaa" I dont know if laughs sound like that in the UN-UNIVERSE but you get the point.
Fuck planets and pluto too
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2019-10-30 at 7:54 AM UTC
Omg ... a dagger!
In my heart ...
Y’all act like rebellious grade school kids lol
2019-10-30 at 8:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Omg … a dagger!
In my heart …
Y’all act like rebellious grade school kids lol
Reminds me of the time (and forgive me I've told this story before ) when my friend Jake and I played truth or dare with these two girls at the playground and they sucked our respective dicks in this little yellow tunnel and my dick was so small and I was too young to get a boner so she just put her mouth over it and moved it up and down but my dick was like the size of a... idk like three bottlecaps stacked on each other or something. The whole thing was stupid.
And then later me and Jake went to Gompfs displays (which I was ironically at just earlier today for the first time since then) and bought stink bombs and went back and exploded the stink bombs in the yellow tunnel as like an anti celebration.
Fuck. I've told that story before here. :(
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2019-10-30 at 8:07 AM UTC
I think we all freaked in the yellow tube at the playground ...
Lmao@ 3 bottlecaps
2019-10-30 at 8:15 AM UTC
I don’t wanna go into detail lol
But grinding was done ...
Nobody was suckn bottlecaps tho lol
2019-10-30 at 9:27 AM UTC
No, the boys were allowed lol
2019-10-30 at 9:52 AM UTC
We had a couple of those concrete tubes at our park growing up. The tunnel of luuuuuuv!
2019-10-30 at 10:03 AM UTC
It was where everyone went to smoke cigs. When I was growing up, only the cool people smoked. Oh how things have changed.
2019-10-30 at 10:07 AM UTC
Ok I was 9. This tunnel was yellow. You're talking about different things. I have stories about the concrete tubes but they were when j was much older. Might've picked up a charge or two (or evaded them).
2019-10-30 at 10:08 AM UTC
I didnt smoke a cigarette until I was 12. You were smoking at NINE years old ? Sad. :(
2019-10-30 at 10:11 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When my friend and I smoked our first cigarette, unfiltered, my friend turned green. I was fine with it.
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2019-10-30 at 10:14 AM UTC
I tried cigs at 10, I always hung out with older kids. I didn’t really start smoking till 17.
