2020-01-17 at 5:31 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-01-17 at 5:38 PM UTC
Here, I just came up with this inspirational ditty.
If you wake late at nite
with the need to take a shite
don't turn in bed and try to rest
Because if you do you'll shit the bed
Get up and do what you have to do
drop your pjs and have a poo
Then you can go back to bed
and rest all night as if you were dead
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-01-17 at 6:23 PM UTC
im still not inspired by this thread