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  1. Yeah it’s a cool city. Gonna do some music, stand-up comedy, check out some restaurants and a distillery, get hammered, etc...

    Lol I don’t hate you. I think you’re crazy but also hilarious. Just going with boyfriend for a couple of days. Family will be back home and we will see them when we get back :)
  2. Greenspam African Astronaut
    You're going to see Stand up Comedy or You're going to Perform?
  3. Going to see. I’m nowhere near funny enough to perform.
  4. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Going to see. I’m nowhere near funny enough to perform.

    Join a improv class. You might be surprised. turn anger into humor. it's healthy.
  5. I’d rather just cuss people out =P
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm the only one allowed to do improv in this town >:(
  7. Ok well now I’m gonna do improv and I’m gonna do it better
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    yes and... I banged your mom
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lmraoeeeee whoa man hey how are you today i am good go fuck yourself cccdxddzpqpworot put poiiuyyttrrewqaasddfghjjklmmnbvcfxzzxcvb/
  10. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm the only one allowed to do improv in this town >:(

    Did they close down Punchline?

    (waits for Mother comment)
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    I remember my dad used to say
    “ I control my body , my body does what ((I)) tell it to do ... not the other way around

    It used to tickle me a little like wth you mean ya know ..

    But when I work out .. I understand what he means

    My body doesn’t control me
    I dictate wth it does
    And if I say 10 more squats
    That’s exactly what the hell I mean and that’s exactly what it’s gonna do..
    You can do 100 crunches ... you may not feel the burn until you get to 60 and then you wanna stop

    Fuq nah! The burning is the sign it’s actually working so why stop as soon as it burns because it’s uncomfortable ..that’s the change happening...
    Fuq being comfortable.. get out your comfort zone ...


    Point blank period
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Most people don’t even know what they’re truly capable of... because they quit as soon as it gets uncomfortable to them ..like change is supposed to be sweet ..plz


    You have no idea what your body really can fuqn do ..
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Most people don’t even know what they’re truly capable of… because they quit as soon as it gets uncomfortable to them ..like change is supposed to be sweet ..plz


    You have no idea what your body really can fuqn do ..

    me too.

    i thought i was too big for her but nope.

    it went all the way in like a hot soldering iron into butter.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao you’re so bad 👅
    That’s not what I meant
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I need to get out of my car
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Had to chase a skunk out of my garage last night. We have my cat food in there. Got him out, although I was afraid of getting sprayed. Put the cat food up on a shelf. Damn he startled me, glad he didn’t spray my whole garage, that’d be a mess.
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Had to chase a skunk out of my garage last night. We have my cat food in there. Got him out, although I was afraid of getting sprayed. Put the cat food up on a shelf. Damn he startled me, glad he didn’t spray my whole garage, that’d be a mess.

    Pepe le pew just lookin for some love :(
  18. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Had to chase a skunk out of my garage last night. We have my cat food in there. Got him out, although I was afraid of getting sprayed. Put the cat food up on a shelf. Damn he startled me, glad he didn’t spray my whole garage, that’d be a mess.

    Fire extinguisher full blast..clouding everything..I'm told it will absorbed any spray and the creature will just take off before it does so.It will stil! Smell up the neighborhood but not localize your garage.

    We get them just outside the building here.. Yet I never know what spooks them to do so. Maybe a cat?
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greenspam Fire extinguisher full blast..clouding everything..I'm told it will absorbed any spray and the creature will just take off before it does so.It will stil! Smell up the neighborhood but not localize your garage.

    We get them just outside the building here.. Yet I never know what spooks them to do so. Maybe a cat?

    I've heard the best way is to just scare them and leave the room. They'll get freaked out and leave on their own. Otherwise you risk cornering them trying to get em out, and thats how you get the rabies
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