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  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I have nothing solid to go on, but I think he's still alive somewhere, probably making a sexual menace of himself in SE Asia where he's unlikely to be recognised
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cmon there must be a RAISIN you said he had an egg shaped penis.

    That has me thinking about eggs now. They're always shaped the same. That's pretty cool. Always the same oval thing. Eggs are important and I hope smart people have discussed their consistent oval shape.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I have nothing solid to go on, but I think he's still alive somewhere, probably making a sexual menace of himself in SE Asia where he's unlikely to be recognised

    The other day you said the same thing but you said he was in and underground bunker on a Caribbean island:)
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fine if you want me to chase my train of thought:

    > hikki doesn't like tool
    > hikki was probably molested by maynard and didn't like it
    > hikki wants to be molested by trent
    > he doesn't like something about maynard
    > nobody liked being molested by epstein
    > epstein had an egg shaped penis
    > maybe maynard has an egg shaped penis too

    > yep I'll bet that's it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tachoooooooooo choo chooo I love your train of THOT. THANK u
  6. #26
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I wasn't molested by Trent you dumb fuck, he is my husband.

    He might not realize it, but we are bound by flesh and soul.
  7. #27
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I wasn't molested by Trent you dumb fuck, he is my husband.

    > hikki wants to be molested by trent
  9. #29
    Originally posted by mmQ Say something and I'll believe it until proven otherwise.

    lanny went to japan for a sex change.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by aldra > hikki wants to be molested by trent

    you cant mollest the asking
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Trent does adopt a lot of subtle faggotry into his songs so it's not out of order.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lanny went to japan for a sex change.

    And you have had sexual intercourse with a 4 year old.
  13. #33
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Trent does adopt a lot of subtle faggotry into his songs so it's not out of order.

    It took you 20 years to figure out that Trent is a homo?



    Mariqueen is just hes bff it's a hollywood thing, they don't actually have an attraction towards each other.
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. Yeah. I just noticed it.
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It took you 20 years to figure out that Trent is a homo?

    1. most people don't care a lot
    2. most people aren't that deep (kek) into NIN


    I don't like the gays a lot but one of my favourite musicians is
  16. #36
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    He is the gayest gay in Industrial since Peter Christopherson how could you not notice the lisp and homosexual undertones?
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal He is the gayest gay in Industrial since Peter Christopherson how could you not notice the lisp and homosexual undertones?

    He isnt GAY hes bisexual you dummy.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ bisexual

    *greedy
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra *greedy

    *advantageous
  20. #40
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Bill Cosby's position over the sleeping teenager was advantageous.
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