Allow me to introduce you to the greatest city in America

1. 2019-10-29 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #1
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   0 Terrorist attacks
   Affordable
   Majority white
   Friendly and wholesome
   Voted #1 best city in America by Money magazine
   
   Fishers Indiana
   
   There is more than corn in Indiana!
   
   Did you know that in the event of a nuclear fallout we would be the last people left alive?
   You know why that is?
   The Germanic population is most heavily congregated in the midwest
   As you die out to radiation cancers I will laugh my tits while drinking La Fin Du Monde
   
   ha!
   
   
   
   SUCK IT COASTALFAGS
2. 2019-10-29 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #2
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
3. 2019-10-29 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Looks like a place for retards
4. 2019-10-29 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   just because you don't directly eat the mushroom clouds doesn't mean you'll survive long after the fact...
5. 2019-10-29 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #5
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i've alerted dozens of hard pipe-hittin' niggas about this area... coming soon.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood