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Imagine if somebody committed suicide on Christmas or Christmas eve, and their note was...

  1. 2019-10-27 at 3:19 AM UTC
    #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    "merry Christmas "

    With the troll face included.

    How would interpret that if somebody you knew did that? Like were they trying be funny, or evil?
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  2. 2019-10-27 at 3:22 AM UTC
    #2
    Technologist victim of incest
    Hmmm, what kind of church does he belong to?
  3. 2019-10-27 at 3:52 AM UTC
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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    they were suffering. people think say and do off the wall things when they're suffering emotionally. I don't think a person would off themselves unless they were suffering.

    weird thread.
  4. 2019-10-27 at 3:56 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    if they drew in the troll face I would prob laugh.
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  5. 2019-10-27 at 4:48 AM UTC
    #5
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil if they drew in the troll face I would prob laugh.

    Holy shit mom no what the fuck how am I gonna- AAAAAAHahahahahaha is that a trollface?
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  6. 2019-10-27 at 5:57 AM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would leave a Christmas list for anta
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  7. 2019-10-27 at 7:22 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've thought about it
  8. 2019-10-27 at 8:07 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would go to a church and shoot myself during silent night after I shout "nothing silent about this night"
  9. 2019-10-27 at 10:35 AM UTC
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    wait, is it or is it not christmas? f it wasn't christmas i would laugh harder.
  10. 2019-10-27 at 10:38 AM UTC
    #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Nil wait, is it or is it not christmas? f it wasn't christmas i would laugh harder.


    Yes it is Christmas 🎅🏻😡
  11. 2019-10-27 at 10:40 AM UTC
    #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Apparently people who have bad things happen around Christmas wind up hating it, as Christmas reminds them of the bad thing.

    So if you want to hurt somebody, do it on Christmas.
  12. 2019-10-27 at 10:43 AM UTC
    #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Apparently people who have bad things happen around Christmas wind up hating it, as Christmas reminds them of the bad thing.

    So if you want to hurt somebody, do it on Christmas.


    My Mom has an emergent, quadruple, open heart bypass surgery on Christmas Day 1994.
    She lived so we still love Christmas🎅🏻
  13. 2019-10-27 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They're saying the world is better off without them, and are comparing their death to a Christmas present.
  14. 2019-10-27 at 1:08 PM UTC
    #14
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    My mother hung herself on Christmas Eve

    We found her Christmas morning

    No note tho
  15. 2019-10-27 at 4:36 PM UTC
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    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Apparently people who have bad things happen around Christmas wind up hating it, as Christmas reminds them of the bad thing.

    So if you want to hurt somebody, do it on Christmas.

    Or people who have always had shitty Christmases because their family is shitty, so they equate holidays with arguing and fighting. Then they'll say things like "Family, amirite?" and just assume that everybody's family is equally as shitty to their own.

    I've always had amazing Christmases and I look forward to the holidays every year when I get to see my family.
  16. 2022-04-05 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #16
    Kafka sweaty
    I woke up on Christmas Day, checked emails and there was a pic of her cut wrist.
  17. 2022-04-05 at 6:32 PM UTC
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I woke up on Christmas Day, checked emails and there was a pic of her cut wrist.

    You really need to stop being so depressing.
  18. 2022-04-05 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #18
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by ECAP My mother hung herself on Christmas Eve

    We found her Christmas morning

    No note tho

    What gift did you give her in return?
  19. 2022-04-05 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Op literally committed suicide but I think it was in April or something
  20. 2022-04-05 at 8:04 PM UTC
    #20
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    GOODBYE HORSES, I'M FLYIN' OVER YOU
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