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The infinityshock workaround
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2019-10-24 at 12:31 AM UTCinfinityshock is a good sport and many of us respect his opinions and want to hear them.
fin, if you want me (or whoever you trust) to post your opinions in CONFLICT SHITPILE: TURBO EDITION, PM me/them and I'll screen it in or just copy/paste if you're ok with that
there's like, I dunno, ~3 of you he MIGHT trust that I hope could be arsed to do the same but not my rodeo -
2019-10-24 at 12:34 AM UTCI still think his racist ass is really a lesbian black chick.
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2019-10-24 at 12:48 AM UTCInfinityshock could have spammed creamy shits, or worse.
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2019-10-24 at 1 AM UTCimagine slathering the handle of a knife in glue and ramming it up someone's ass
how would they ever pull it out? -
2019-10-24 at 1:01 AM UTCmore like the reach around
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2019-10-24 at 1:07 AM UTC
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2019-10-24 at 1:09 AM UTCassuming it's just a regular knife you could grip onto the spine, otherwise you could use a butcher's glove or a sheath
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2019-10-24 at 1:12 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-24 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) i could have snuck into lannys shower and ass raped him with the happy end of a really sharp knife then used the geyser of bodily fluids as lube.
A rear-entry chestburster. -
2019-10-24 at 5:32 AM UTC
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2019-10-24 at 5:35 AM UTC
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2019-10-24 at 5:41 AM UTC
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2019-10-24 at 6:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it wouldnt stick because assholes are coated with a layer of oil or slime or something.
I'm sure some sort of glue would work. failing that you could always put spikes or hooks or something on it.
infantcock's post made me think of it and now I can't get the image of someone with a knife blade sticking out of their butt, kind of like a shark's fin but upside down, frantically trying to grab the blade and pull it out without slashing their hands open out of my head -
2019-10-24 at 6:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra I'm sure some sort of glue would work. failing that you could always put spikes or hooks or something on it.
infantcock's post made me think of it and now I can't get the image of someone with a knife blade sticking out of their butt, kind of like a shark's fin but upside down, frantically trying to grab the blade and pull it out without slashing their hands open out of my head
idk about you but its kinda instinctive for me to grab the blade of knives by their sides. -
2019-10-24 at 10:52 AM UTC
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2019-10-24 at 10:57 AM UTC
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2019-10-25 at 11:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano how would you ever push it in?
Glue has the consistancy of lube almost when wet. applying and insertion quickly wouldn't be a problem.
but yet, surgically it would have to be removed. one, for the fact you may have penetrated an arterial region and severed with the knife and glue closing off the blood vessel which would reopen and hemerage if pulled out.
so surgically it would have to be removed. becoming a very traumatic experience for the victim. I think more emotionally with years of cringe worthy memories that it would just be better if the person was knocked out and placed in a coma when someone rushed them to the Hospital so they wouldn't need to know .. but of course the Doctors would have to explain the details. -
2019-10-26 at 12:24 AM UTCThere's certain glues, like the original Gorilla Glue, which fully cure with a base of moisture/water.
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2019-10-26 at 1:12 AM UTCpretty sure bill the cat is kind of a queermo op. he doesn't have any opinions
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2019-10-26 at 2:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw.. (banned) we have the moral obligation to eat more meat.
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