My GF Woke Me Up to This!

1. 2019-10-25 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   She freaked out and smashed it and then woke me up to tell me I need to call the exterminator.
   
   I think it's a rollie pollie.
2. 2019-10-25 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Not waking up to your head between her thighs
   
   Pfff
3. 2019-10-25 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   women are pretty smart