A programmer walks up to a heap in a bar

1. 2017-01-15 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   "Hey baby, is your dad a lumberjack?"
   "Because you operate in lg(n) time"
   
   Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-01-15T22:06:05.289572+00:00
2. 2017-01-15 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I don't understand this use of heap
   
   Also the joke
3. 2017-01-15 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Imogen Heap
4. 2017-01-15 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Number13 I don't understand this use of heap
   
   Also the joke

   
   A heap is some type of data structure. That being said i didn't get the joke either. The internet taught me what programming i know, not skewl.
5. 2017-01-15 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny is retarded, he gets Halloween and Christmas confused every year.
   
   When asked why, he says "Oct 31 = Dec 25"
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6. 2017-01-15 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #6
   Merlin Houston
   A heap is a balanced tree which has a logarithmic time complexity (because reasons).
   
   Anyway I am very offended because it makes the presumption that women can't be lumberjacks. Gosh Lanny, it's $(date +%Y), have some class.
7. 2017-01-15 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   what a shit thread
8. 2017-01-18 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   How does Sherman get to the FS root?
   
   March to the C:, backslash and return!