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Donald Trumps Precidency would be 100% likely if

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    his platform ended up being the promise of a one term presidency. Think about it this way, one of the things Americans are upset about with politics is that they are basically paying for career politicians to stand in front of a podium and say nothing of importance. Hillary Clinton is the definition of a career politician and we all know that Hillary would fight tooth and nail to keep the office no matter how old and decrepit she is. But if Trump gets out there and says "These are the problems I am going to fix them, and I am so confident that my solution will Make America Great Again that I promise to accomplish these goals in a single term.".

    Murica would flip their shit with the fact that they only have four years until we dont let this happen again.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You can't convince a them, at least not until it's too late for the country, y'all are going to hell and pretty quick by the looks of it.
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    i wish someone would kill them both. Good news and good chaos.
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    Trump is a complete imbecile. He has little or no plans or strategy of action and no goals for if he were to win the presidency. He is just a hater who only likes to complain. He has not proposed a single thing except building a border wall. He is only there for the fame and the power for his own ego, he is not there for the American people. Every time he gets asked how he would accomplish anything about either what he has to say about the scandals he's been involved in or how would he come to "making America great again" he desperately dodges the question and begins ranting about how "you should take a look at this and take a look at that, because right now, America is a disaster, and it's worse than China or North Korea because Obama is stupid and Hillary's plans are a disaster and Putin is way smarter than God and (again) America is a disaster, but I will fix that", but he never gives a straight answer about any of the things he is asked and neither does he propose what steps would be to follow to fix any problem.

    He wants to cut taxes to the rich for obvious reasons: He wants his enterprise to stop paying taxes so that he can keep all the money to himself. This would imply that no money is raised for the military and American forces would go back to sticks and stones, so if you vote for Trump you can say goodbye to the US being the world's topmost military power. This would essentialy turn the US into a new Afghanistan: a bitch for every extremist group bioth within the US and foreign to mess with.. and the US is actually oozing with it's own extremist and fundamentalist groups. If American sovereignity falls, so goes their fucking border fence, and so goes Ford and all the things this dumbass keeps ranting about. And you know what Mr. Donald Trump would do if that were the case? He would cash in all the Nation's money that he can steal, along with all his company's assets, trade it for Euros or Roubles (Russian currency) and bail out of the country before he gets his arse lynched and killed in a coup or court marshalled.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    This would imply that no money is raised for the military and American forces would go back to sticks and stones, so if you vote for Trump you can say goodbye to the US being the world's topmost military power. This would essentialy turn the US into a new Afghanistan: a bitch for every extremist group bioth within the US and foreign to mess with.. and the US is actually oozing with it's own extremist and fundamentalist groups.


    wouldn't that be ironic

    and yes, if the US were to lose the ability to pillage using the military, banking system and petrol economy, they might actually have to work toward being competitive
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Trump is a complete imbecile. He has little or no plans or strategy of action and no goals for if he were to win the presidency. He is just a hater who only likes to complain. He has not proposed a single thing except building a border wall. He is only there for the fame and the power for his own ego, he is not there for the American people. Every time he gets asked how he would accomplish anything about either what he has to say about the scandals he's been involved in or how would he come to "making America great again" he desperately dodges the question and begins ranting about how "you should take a look at this and take a look at that, because right now, America is a disaster, and it's worse than China or North Korea because Obama is stupid and Hillary's plans are a disaster and Putin is way smarter than God and (again) America is a disaster, but I will fix that", but he never gives a straight answer about any of the things he is asked and neither does he propose what steps would be to follow to fix any problem.

    He wants to cut taxes to the rich for obvious reasons: He wants his enterprise to stop paying taxes so that he can keep all the money to himself. This would imply that no money is raised for the military and American forces would go back to sticks and stones, so if you vote for Trump you can say goodbye to the US being the world's topmost military power. This would essentialy turn the US into a new Afghanistan: a bitch for every extremist group bioth within the US and foreign to mess with.. and the US is actually oozing with it's own extremist and fundamentalist groups. If American sovereignity falls, so goes their fucking border fence, and so goes Ford and all the things this dumbass keeps ranting about. And you know what Mr. Donald Trump would do if that were the case? He would cash in all the Nation's money that he can steal, along with all his company's assets, trade it for Euros or Roubles (Russian currency) and bail out of the country before he gets his arse lynched and killed in a coup or court marshalled.

    https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMNj_r5bccUx2XNPeFH5d9xsZPra4zvyS
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. If it wasn't his actual name I wonder if Trump could even point you out to his website, let alone having a hand in any single piece of content within the thing.
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    Trump is a complete imbecile.

    That must be why he is one of the most iconic businessmen of the last 30 some odd years.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Haha. If it wasn't his actual name I wonder if Trump could even point you out to his website, let alone having a hand in any single piece of content within the thing.

    He has enough money to pay people like Lanny to make him a fancy website, who cares.
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    gary johnson is the best choice
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    gary johnson is the best choice

    Yeah, except Gary Johnson is a worse libertarian than Shillary.
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    Libertarian is the best most acceptable choice for any government system anywhere in the world right now and I dare you to come up with anything superior at this moment.

    inb4 utopianist machine AI god communism on a space station or anarcho anything because it will never be reality in our lifetime.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Libertarian is the best most acceptable choice for any government system anywhere in the world right now and I dare you to come up with anything superior at this moment.

    Tell that to Gary Johnson. I am a proponent of right-libertarian values.
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    Libertarian is the best most acceptable choice for any government system anywhere in the world right now and I dare you to come up with anything superior at this moment.

    [greentext]>implying libertarianism is superior to glorious fascist republic.[/greentext]

    Oh you!
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Tell that to Gary Johnson. I am a proponent of right-libertarian values.

    i do sympathize with much of the libertarian ethos, however, gary Johnson is a marginally retarded cretin that i would not trust with a forklift.
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Haha. If it wasn't his actual name I wonder if Trump could even point you out to his website, let alone having a hand in any single piece of content within the thing.

    donald trump is frighteningly intelligent. chances are that the vast majority of humans would not be able to comprehend his thoughts, they would be like the mind of an alien species. he's capable of perceiving the consequences of actions in the world and in human psychology far beyond what most people would even think is possible. he is most likely enlightened on some level, and capable of acting as the butterfly that starts a hurricane.

    it's possible he's actually a time traveler. some of the predictions he's made are... uncanny, and eery. it's possible that his 'smoking man' is peter thiel, who runs Palantir. Palantir is a computing organization who can can fucking model entire nations, let alone your pathetic life. they could run a complete mmQ simulation that is physically real down to the atomic level without hitting 1% of their organizational capacity. certainly the way he ran his campaign will be studied for centuries, and there are most likely some serious attempts at espionage going on in an attempt to get into his campaign playbook, because they did things with big data that would blow your average techie persons mind.

    donald trump most likely doesn't know how to turn a computer on and off, or operate anything more complicated than twitter. it's not worth his time. but he DOES have a surreal capacity for telling if a person knows what they talking about or not, and seeing if someone is the real deal, and he has surrounded himself with the best and the brightest, and he will adopt cutting edge technology in ways that people like steve jobs could only dream about. as staid and conservative and homely as donald trumps personal presentation as a 'steak and potatoes' guy who likes WWE, hot women, steak, and simple, direct behavior, the fact is that he has incredibly sophisticated methodology. he see's the big picture.

    hillaries campaign and honestly every campaign before trumps looks like retarded bullshit that a child could pull off. no one has played this deep or hard before. donald trumps grandfather was born poor. his father was born middle class. he was born upper class. his children were born wealthy. his grandchildren will be the new world order - by which i mean that which replaces the old world order, the holy roman empire that still today schemes an ever increasing amount of degeneracy in an attempt to maintain control in a world that they understand less and less.

    Trump is the rising star of the west. he IS "The Trump". he is Trumping the players of the game. he is operating on the next gen rule set while the other players haven't even updated. hillary and her cohort and the people who spent billions to stop trump still haven't figured out why they lost. they may never.
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    I think Bill Gates should run for the MS party.
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    Merlin Houston
    Drumpf eats his steak well done. REEEEEEE
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Merlin Drumpf eats his steak well done. REEEEEEE

    that's the best way. le 'omg you don't eat it rare' meme is ridiculous. it's 'dude, bacon-sriracha-IPA' tier.
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