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Would you go back to high school if offered

  1. #1
    Fuck yeah I would, I'd push all the limits and bang as many underclassman as possible with my Bill Krozby cock, peyronies is like a trademark

    being an adult you naturally know what all kinds of mind games you can pull off on the teachers without ever getting sent for discipline, and you also know how to get 14 year olds to slobber on your Bill Krozbyknob within 48 hours each and get them not to say anything
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  2. #2
    i would sell drugs
  3. #3
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Like a time machine or am I gonna be a 20something in highschool lol
  4. #4
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I never went in the first place. So no.
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  5. #5
    I had a lot of acne back then so the only girls that would date me are chubbies, edgy scene girls that cut and Depression hard drug users
  6. #6
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I had a lot of acne back then so the only girls that would date me are chubbies, edgy scene girls that cut and Depression hard drug users

    that was my first girlfriend, and I know it sounds kind of hawt, but it's mostly just managing their excessive emotional baggage
  7. #7
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Fuck you pedos


    Reverse it and turn it into a Van Halen-Hot for teacher's tune

    Jiggles like Jello
  8. #8
    thought that said hot fart teacher because it kinda looks like a porn girl that does fart porn

    this is what meth does to you kids

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  9. #9
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Dude remove my Avatar please.
  10. #10
    Yeah since I stabbed a girl with a pencil then got put in sped for "emotional disability" and dropped out of highschool and then just smoked K2 and did bundy 24/7 playing runescape. If i didnt do that one thing I couldve had the best 4 years of my life and made some friends or something since I burned all my other bridges
  11. #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I hope I have stopped having nightmares where I have to go back to secondary school.

    Even driving past that place fills me with horror.
  12. #12
    why did your parents let you
  13. #13
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I hope I have stopped having nightmares where I have to go back to secondary school.

    Even driving past that place fills me with horror.

    Sometimes I have weird memories of being back in my elementary/jr high/highschool where it's like a huge maze and I'm completely lost even though I know those exact hallways and classrooms, and I can't seem to escape no matter how hard I try.

    I'm pretty sure dreams are just the discarded leftovers of our thoughts and that this is somehow related to wanting to go back to college.
  14. #14
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I was pretty naughty in high school and got suspended quite often but I wish I studied harder and took academics more seriously so it would be even more satisfying when I wipe my ass with my degree
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    What a fucking gay thread.
  16. #16
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung What a fucking gay thread.

    Yeah but bob told us about his special ed program so it's not a total lost :|
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