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I've posted about this before but my friend is starving again

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    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Last year I went and bought him 60 dollars of groceries because of food stamp issues

    A month or two ago I did the same thing but with rice and beans and vegetables. I also cooked him up a meal.

    Today its the same shit. I am not buying him anything this time. Third strike and you're out, fucko. I might cook some shit and bring it over tomorrow but I am not buying him more groceries because he hasn't even cooked all his rice and beans and 'doesn't want to eat just rice and beans' so fuck him. I hope the cigarettes and wax were worth it. Get a job DYLAN.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this world is no place for us gamers
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Vitamin G 'doesn't want to eat just rice and beans'

    what

    if he's relying on the kindness of twinks what makes him think he has an option?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Does Dylan have his own place?


    If he’s hungry enough, he’ll eat beans!
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    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra what

    if he's relying on the kindness of twinks what makes him think he has an option?

    He's a picky little fuck.

    Also fuck you.
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    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Does Dylan have his own place?


    If he’s hungry enough, he’ll eat beans!

    No he lives with his grandmother. I taught him how to cook beans but he just likes eating junk food. Which between that and the INDIVIDUAL PACKS OF CIGARETTES and WAX is probably why he can't afford food anymore.

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him eat beans.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Then there has to be some sort of food in the house. I can’t imagine his grandmother has nothing to eat there.

    Like you said, he must just like junk.


    Priorities.
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    username: African Astronaut
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    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Then there has to be some sort of food in the house. I can’t imagine his grandmother has nothing to eat there.

    Like you said, he must just like junk.


    Priorities.

    I've seen his cabinets and it's next to nothing lol. He lives off his grandmother basically. She gets free meals delivered daily tho, so she has no desire to buy anything except snacks.

    I don't know. At some point you gotta take responsibility for yourself and stop expecting the government to provide for you. "Bipolar" isn't a reason not to work.

    I usually go over there weekly but I don't even want to go anymore because I know he'll just be bitching about the same shit.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Show him how to dumpster dive five minutes after KFC closes. He'll be good for life.
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    Admin African Astronaut
    He just needs to go get some Thai Food. It's what I'm getting tonight.
  12. #12
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin He just needs to go get some Thai Food. It's what I'm getting tonight.

    Shut the fuck up.
  13. #13
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Shut the fuck up.

    It was delicious.

    OP, tell your friend to just use one of his gift cards and buy some food.
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