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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Imagine admiring someone for not killing themselves

    I do.
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM super mind powers that can control people and airplanes

    lol

    airbuskinesis
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm in a wheelchair jousting league

    OP is one of the scitzos who fall between the cracks because nobody cares about them and you have a piss poor medical system that dissuades self referrals lol
  4. #24
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in a wheelchair jousting league

    OP is one of the scitzos who fall between the cracks because nobody cares about them and you have a piss poor medical system that dissuades self referrals lol

    I wanna hear more about this wheelchair so I can make fun of you for it
  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I wanna hear more about this wheelchair so I can make fun of you for it

    The movie "murderball" is based on me and my handicapable cronies

    Whenever I use a normal bathroom stall instead of a handicapped one I get stuck and have to crawl out the bathroom on my stomach with my pants around my ankles. Happens fairly often

    I used to work as a chippendale dancer where I would by dumped into a fat girls lap and crawl around them for the length of a song

    I have a third wheel in the front so I don't tip over because all my fat is on the left side of my body for some reason
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    more
  7. #27
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in a wheelchair jousting league

    OP is one of the scitzos who fall between the cracks because nobody cares about them and you have a piss poor medical system that dissuades self referrals lol

    What? I'm definitely not schizo.
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm in a wheelchair jousting league ..

    Oh, yeah? Well, I'm in a wheelchair demolition derby.
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