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would anybody here be willing to let me live with them?

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    thread title
  2. #2
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to move away

    but I can't jump out on my own first thing


    I would help with cleaning our house/apartment and I am a fun, funny and lovable person!
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    You must be desperate
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I want to move away

    but I can't jump out on my own first thing


    I would help with cleaning our house/apartment and I am a fun, funny and lovable person!

    Move into an Encampment for Housing Challenged folks under a freeway or one of these
    https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2018/04/25/oakland-expands-tuff-shed-program-to-large-homeless-encampment/

    I lived out of the back of my truck, went to the Gym to workout and shower, hit some nice cafe' and then went to work. So many San Franciscans and LA and San Diego and so on are doing this (Including Portlan and Seattle)

    don't live in an Encampment with tents. I was Joking. if you have to, live on your own. you don't want body lice or rats because of the cumulative disaster and diseases waiting to strike these poor unfortunate folks. I feel bad for them

    this is the Answer if land can be found (like under the freeways with some proper emergency access if needed and equipment modifications)

    it should be done at cost and companies like Google should both pay for this in exchange for tax credit as well as try and offer some kind of employment and development or even hire them to clean their campus.

    google is Shit and a dependent it seems now.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I don't remember the details, but I once had a nightmare that OP had moved in here and we couldn't get rid of him.
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't remember the details, but I once had a nightmare that OP had moved in here and we couldn't get rid of him.

    I would be better suited for your housing than you
    maybe you're the problem and should leave
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  8. #8
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I would be better suited for your housing than you
    maybe you're the problem and should leave

    Ahaaaaaa
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll personally massage you while blasting this in the BG (if you're attractive)


    you have to provide the beer though
  10. #10
    Yeah bro, HTS and I have renamed this place from the 'lovers nest' to the BRO PAD

    We wake up early and juice, smoothies with a raw egg,kale, blueberry for anti oxidants and some Gfuel

    Then we hit the gym in our building and spot each other for an hour. then situps, then legs. Then we juice
    More carbs
    Then usually I hit the dumbbells for another hour
    Shower
    More carbs

    Then at night we hit up the bars and clubs and wingman each other and try to bring drunk sluts home to fuck. Bro house rules, bed goes to whoever gets a girl first. If both bros have a girl to bring home then one of them has to rent a motel across the street

    Bro house rule #2; there is a copy of Neil Strauss "The Game" and "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson on the living room table. If you remove these from the table you will be removed from the apartment forever

    These are our Bible's

    Also we will take oats and supplements as a security deposit
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  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I'll let you live under my deck.
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I would be better suited for your housing than you
    maybe you're the problem and should leave

    This is giving soi PTSD from his nightmare
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  13. #13
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    imagining soi family asking him to give his room up for the American Guest and soi having to live with his sheep out in the barn.



    awaits the response.
  14. #14
    username: African Astronaut
    yes
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    He seems like a good kid

    I've lived with more fucked up people than him.. like once I lived with two retarded girls and a random balding middle aged guy and my best friend and we called it retard rodeo

    It was the most depraved, degenerate and traumatic moment in my life. I used to work 40+ hours a week, avoid hard drugs and was normal

    After retard rodeo I started taking grams of benadryl and d x m. Started doing meth and benzos, cutting myself and self mutilation. Huffing paint thinner, nutmeg. Fentanyl.

    That shit still haunts me. After that I can handle any level of retardation and chaos. That's probably the reason I get along with fucked up people.. retard rodeo man it broke my soul
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  16. #16
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you can stay in my cats room
  17. #17
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I want to move away

    but I can't jump out on my own first thing


    I would help with cleaning our house/apartment and I am a fun, funny and lovable person!

    come to Vancouver and just put up a tent.

    stick with the tent life for a few months and the government will give you a free house eventually.
  18. #18
    username: African Astronaut
    come with me and relocate. I’ll house you. Your just the creep I need to fool me into red-pilling again
  19. #19
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh God. OP is like Malice but without the endearing insecurity, introspection, intelligence, etc. Just weapons grade austism all day every day.
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  20. #20
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to be in a living situation like Pamperchu


    living with a bunch of cool people you can party with everyday
    playing multiplayer on the n64
    watching anime together
    going on interesting adventures

    ;_;

    Nobody in Indiana is interesting or cool like that
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