A nice gentleman asked me a odd question downtown today

1. 2019-10-17 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   I was going into drunken noodle for lunch today and this fine fella asked me if I had some money for meth. I said I appreciated his honesty but I wouldn't contribute to his poor habit. He then asked for money for food instead so I said ok and gave him 100 bux.
   
   Just kidding, I kicked him in his dik and told him to remember my face and if he ever asks me for money again he'll be taking a dirt nap