15,000

1. 2019-10-16 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   15,000 dollars could buy you a car
   15,000 miles driven would take you quite far
   15,000 costco rotisserie chickens cooked in a day
   15,000 steps I've walked my pedometer says
   15,000 times the average driver honks his horn
   15,000 babies per hour are born
   15,000 calls to the cops Tomomi Monmae made
   15,000 slampigs Bill Krozby claims to have laid
   15,000 lbs the limit on this elevator
   15,000 hunted and killed Floridian gators
   
   A list of stats that don't really mean piss
   Not nearly as important as my posts on NIS
   It seemed a shame to stop at 14999
   So I thought i'd post just one more time.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grylls, 
   • DontTellEm, 
   • CandyRein, 
   • GAAAAALM, 
   • itybit, 
   • WellHung, 
   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-10-16 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Lol, my nigga
   
   you finally got a girlfriend?
3. 2019-10-17 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   ^Are you kidding? He's to cheap to buy someone their own slippers!!! 😂
4. 2019-10-17 at 5:58 AM UTC

   #4
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   News.google.com
5. 2019-10-17 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Now you can kill yourself in peace
6. 2019-10-17 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #6
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   I've missed you, it's good to see you post!
7. 2019-10-17 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by itybit I've missed you, it's good to see you post!

   
   post tits
8. 2019-10-17 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #8
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   No you
9. 2019-10-17 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #9
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   15,000 gay points.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Archer513
10. 2019-10-17 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor News.google.com

    
    Yeah nonse, i saw the costco brid write up too
    
    
    Fucklol
11. 2019-10-17 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sub
12. 2019-10-17 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by itybit No you

    
    okay
    
    
13. 2019-10-17 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She needs a reduction.
14. 2019-10-17 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by mmQ She needs a reduction.

    
    say that to my face
15. 2019-10-17 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #15
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Banana boat tits
16. 2019-10-17 at 4:40 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ She needs a reduction.

    
    harm reduction
17. 2019-10-17 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #17
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls post tits

    
    Do u like saggies that touch the floor?
18. 2019-10-17 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by WellHung Do u like saggies that touch the floor?

    
    Yeah, do you?
19. 2019-10-17 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #19
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Do u like saggies that touch the floor?

    
    3 second rule
20. 2019-10-17 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls okay
    
    

    
    This is the sexiest chick alive.