I AM THE SHITHOLE COMMANDER, A COLLEGE PROFESSOR IS THE FIRST POOPY LUTINENT, AND I AM OFFERING GADZOOKS A SPECIAL POSITION AS OUR JUDGE OUR BOOTY JUDGE, HE JUDGES ASS!
WE ARE AGAINST SHIT HEADS, CHOMOS, GAYLORDS, AND GENERAL ASSCLOWNS! WE FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT! AND WE LIKE ASS! WOULD ANYONE HERE LIKE TO CONSIDER JOINING THE POOPY PATROL?!