Well he tried to sell me his 50 inch plasma screen
but it didnt have a power cord…Guess what. I got a power cord...
So we lug this tv into my apartment and i plug it in and it doesn't work.
Go figure.
So I told him get the tv outta my house and sell me something fuckin good.
We went back upstairs into his apartment and I began looking around.
That is when the coolest lamp/ashtray caught my eye.
And then I seen a toaster (which I definitely needed right now at 2 in the morning)
Then as I was wandering around his house of trash and needles I tripped over something.
I looked down and seen it was a snow shovel.
I need a snow shovel so I picked it up and said
"I'll give you $20 for this shit but I can not help you anymore. It is 2am and I am fucking tired. I know you need $70 so you can go buy a gram of dope and flip it (lol) but all your stuff together isn't work $70 to me".
He started trying to sell me everything cuz he really needed a gram of heroin tonight so he can cut it up and flip it in the morning.
Started handing me dumb shit like a carton of eggs and dusty ass wine glasses.
I took it yeah but I said again,
"I aint got no more for you bud. If I dont want it I dont want it."
Then he broke.
(He just wanted to get high real bad)
*starts sobbing*
I look and him and say "Look mother fucker. You want $70 and I already gave you $20. Now you crying at my feet. Now you know whats gotta happen dont you?"
He stared at me and ask me what.
"Pimps dont cry" I said.
He hands me his chain and I tell him "Imma give you another $50 and you have until I go to work tomorrow or I am taking ALL YOUR SHIT (of value) as I am keeping it for collateral.
Basically I got 2 air conditioners, a dresser, some chairs, lamps, security system, stereo, and whatever else the hell I just locked in my garage. I can easily make $50 on each air conditioner. Anything else I make off all that junk is just going to make up for the fact I probably gotta throw 80% of it in the trash if he doesn't come back. All his shit he wanted to keep is out there and I locked up up so he can either pay me $50 back before I leave for work tomorrow or I am posting the shit on craigslist.
Now I guess he could break into the garage and get that all out but I honestly dont think he knows how to.
I been fucked over by niggers loads of times but it was usually me being desperate.
This time the pimp was desperate.
He doesn't wanna lose all his shit so I think its a 50/50 chance he come back.
But if he dont he dont.
I told him "tomorrow and that means tomorrow"
Pimps gotta do what a pimps gotta do.
