Whole chicken in a can

1. 2019-10-16 at 7:46 AM UTC

   #1
   Das Troll Yung Blood
   I ordered a whole chicken in a can. Some of you may have seen videos of internet personalities ordering whole chickens in a can and then trying to choke it down. This assure you, is false. The whole chicken in a a can is a slimy thing to be sure, but that happens to any fat that sits and congeals for a long period of time. The chicken itself is very hard to get out of the can in one whole bird because it simply falls apart, kind of like a well cooked roast.
   
   What does it taste like? Have you ever had campbells chicken soup with the little chunks of chicken? Well the whole chicken in a can tastes like that. It's not bad by any stretch of the imagination, but the texture is quite off putting. Would I pay the 20 something dollars for a canned chicken again? No sir/mam, I would not. Do I think that people should over act while eating it? No again. It's not that bad.
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   • CandyRein
2. 2019-10-16 at 11:44 AM UTC

   #2
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   “Would I pay the 20 something dollars for a canned chicken again? No sir/mam, I would not. “
   
   Lmfao
3. 2019-10-16 at 11:47 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I buy 5 rotisserie chickens every month,, 4.99 each at BJ's then rick dissects them, bags em and we have chicken all month
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   • CandyRein
4. 2019-10-16 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #4
   username: African Astronaut
   I understand the situation and yearn to learn to cope.
5. 2019-10-16 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Are the chickens put in there alive? What kind of look is on their faces?
6. 2019-10-16 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #6
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   Wake me when you find Cow in a Can
7. 2019-10-16 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Cow in a Can sounds more market-friendly.
8. 2019-10-16 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #8
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   The cans are bigger, but that’s what blatant consumerism is all about
9. 2019-10-16 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #9
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Even "Canned Cow" sounds pretty good.
10. 2019-10-16 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by username: I understand the situation and yearn to learn to cope.

    
    hey bitch fuck explain your avi
11. 2019-10-16 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Even "Canned Cow" sounds pretty good.

    
    your mom
12. 2019-10-16 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #12
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just made poor boys peanut butter cups,, peanut butter and chocolate frosting
13. 2019-10-16 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #13
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Is that because you can’t get canned cow in India 🇮🇳
14. 2019-10-16 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #14
    username: African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls hey bitch fuck explain your avi

    
    

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Identity disorder can be solved easily by adopting a flag to unite thyself with your "own kind" or whatever the case may be.

15. 2019-10-16 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged