Would you rather have a ranch or a mansion?

1. 2019-10-16 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   1000 acre prime ranch or 100,000 square foot mansion?
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-10-16 at 5:55 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Give me the dirt
3. 2019-10-16 at 6:20 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   we dont have "ranches" here
   
   mansion anyway
4. 2019-10-16 at 6:20 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   The mansion
   
   I am a product of a sick society and feel less attached to nature
5. 2019-10-16 at 6:43 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'll take the 1000 acre lot, but Imma build a 100,000 square foot mansion on that shit.
   
   Then I will raise an army of hellions to wage war on all my neighbours so that I may also possess their acreage.
   
   Then I will construct seafaring vessels so that I can expand my empire all across the globe.
   
   Then...
   
   Wait, I just described world history.
   
   I guess I'll take the ranch. Is there even enough acreage in the world for each person to have 1,000?
   
   We'd definitely see an influx of immigration to Canada, that's for sure.
6. 2019-10-16 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Ranch. Not even a second thought on that
7. 2019-10-17 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Is there even enough acreage in the world for each person to have 1,000?

   
   no
8. 2019-10-17 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   cold war missile silo
9. 2019-10-17 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra cold war missile silo

   
   There was a time you could get one for under $200k.
10. 2019-10-17 at 3:19 AM UTC

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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    The ranch. 1k acres is a lot of land. I would go hiking on it and build a cabin.
11. 2019-10-17 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There was a time you could get one for under $200k.

    
    yeah I remember a site listing them for ~150-500k, but from what I heard the actual costs would end up being multiple times more due to mandatory maintenance, safety checks etc.
    
    I figure it'd also be significantly more difficult after those Picard guys got busted for turning one into a huge LSD factory
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12. 2019-10-17 at 6:52 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A ranchion
13. 2019-10-17 at 8:11 AM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Depends on location.