Sex with Owls

1. 2019-10-16 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ok so .
   
   I'm home now.
   
   I had a bunch of blueberry pancake beers and 3 jack cokes and 1 hard cider. This is a fona tier thread. The theme for trivia tonight was DISEASE.
   
   Me and Shannon got all of the music questions right except one. Lots of things like britney spears toxic and system if a down toxicity and linking park bleed it out and green day basket case.
   
   Some guy lost his wallet and I felt bad for him. The 3nd.
2. 2019-10-16 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Show us on the doll where the owl touched you
3. 2019-10-16 at 4:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish I had a stuffed owl. I have many many stuffed lambs but not any owls.
4. 2019-10-16 at 4:44 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Pics of Shannon
5. 2019-10-16 at 4:47 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Wow wow wow! I love owls too, they can rotate their necks to see from every angle. So cool. 🦉 I'd definitely be an owl if I had a choice.
   We are a lot alike !
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6. 2019-10-16 at 4:48 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Pics of Shannon

   
   She looks like a big puffy owl. Check my Facebook you dork.
7. 2019-10-16 at 4:58 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   🍎🦉
   Why the name of the thread Sex w owls? 🙃
8. 2019-10-16 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh because I was talking with panny earlier about having sex with owls.
9. 2019-10-16 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   That's an odd conversation. Owls are apex predators.
10. 2019-10-16 at 6:25 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you know what an owl penis looks like? I tried looking and I couldn't find one.
11. 2019-10-16 at 6:29 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nah. I never looked for anything like that. Unreal.
12. 2019-10-16 at 6:32 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It is unreal. I dont think they exist.
13. 2019-10-16 at 6:33 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Fona tier??...
    Thank you and good job :)
14. 2019-10-16 at 6:38 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Fona tier??…
    Thank you and good job :)

    
    You're welcome buddy. Say hi to the turtle shell for me.
15. 2019-10-16 at 6:44 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    posting in a VSCO girl thread
16. 2019-10-16 at 6:46 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Brb refilling my hydroflask with white girl wasted vodka
17. 2019-10-16 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Wow wow wow! I love owls too, they can rotate their necks to see from every angle. So cool. 🦉 I'd definitely be an owl if I had a choice.
    We are a lot alike !

    
    Not even the coolest part of an owl.
    
    Their faces are like radar dishes that concentrate sound and funnel it into their ears. Some owls hear so well they're able to snatch up mice under snow and brush. Their eyes are also giant tubes instead of balls, so they collect tons of light and information from the world around them. And the way their feathers are structured makes them near silent in flight.
    
    I'd type more about owls but I have a headache.
18. 2019-10-16 at 3:11 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Owls are basically rats with with talons.
19. 2019-10-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fucking owl's is a Hoot
20. 2019-10-16 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Owls are pretentious bastards and most are sluts
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