I love you

1. 2017-01-13 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Best pickup line
   
   And only you
2. 2017-01-13 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Bus to pound town is leaving and I've got an extra ticket.
3. 2017-01-13 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That was so fucking stupid.
4. 2017-01-13 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've got a gun
   
   *points to dick*
   
   that makes it not a threat
5. 2017-01-13 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I am a big man and I've got a big gun.
   
   Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
   
   I'm gonna cum all over you.
6. 2017-01-14 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #6
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   ok, listen. this gorilla daddy dick is hungry, and if you don't suck me off right now, i might kill you.
7. 2017-01-14 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I find the best pickup line to be a hook on a rope.