I'm just gonna kill myself if ever get a kidney stone.

1. 2019-10-15 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I can't deal with that
2. 2019-10-15 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How do you know? Maybe you have a body that would gain pleasure from a kidney stone.
   
   Fucking kidney stone. What a silly thing. I'm surprised I've never had one. I kinda wish I did. I deserve them. Can I induce one? What if I just shove a rock down my urethra and then force it back out? I will do that. Thank you