2019-10-15 at 4:19 PM UTC
you should also throw a tomato on it
2019-10-15 at 4:30 PM UTC
you sound like billy bob thornton
2019-10-15 at 5:23 PM UTC
Dude as soon as I get home imma plug in my phone and shame you all.
Im fat as fuck but i cook pretty legit stuff.
2019-10-15 at 5:28 PM UTC
"Made a fuckin Paella took pics"
"Told the rice to get on the fuckin floor and they pissed themselves"
"The shrimps gave me lip so i bad to pull the strap, make em drop undies n touch their toes"
etc
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2019-10-18 at 2:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by GAAAAALM
Doesn't look like toast
True..
now that you mention it, it looks like he did eat it and to be gross he vomited it up and threw some pepper sauce on that shit.
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