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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master Glam, I can tell by looking that you didnt let that chili simmer long enough, it needs about 4-6 hrs or else its kinda just a thick soup.

    he cooks everything like that, amberlynn reid style
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    It was great!

    That looks repulsive. You're one of those people who never drinks water, and always drinks pop. Yuck. I'm sure ur terribly unhealthy.
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  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole
    Dude has a hippopotamus for a girlfriend, yet she can't cook, lol.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung That looks repulsive. You're one of those people who never drinks water, and always drinks pop. Yuck. I'm sure ur terribly unhealthy.

    He's pretty healthy besides the cig smoking and hepatitis. bless his heart.
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Dude has a hippopotamus for a girlfriend, yet she can't cook, lol.

    thats actually a stereotype that fat girls can cook well, its mostly skinny girls that aren't lazy that like to cook healthy meals check out this chick, I don't a lot about vegan food but her stuff looks DAMN GOOD!



    I know how to make pizzas, made some bombass pork chops last night, and I make Bill Krozbydogs, and a couple summers ago I had a stint of making elote's con rico, I came up with my own recipe for the sauce, with extra manglaise!. OP is a talentless hack when it comes to cooking but his shtick is about making it look ugly, he has a knack for that.
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But yeah I also like making Cincinnati chili because I'm part Slavic but I've never had skyline but really want to one day.
  7. #27
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    fona or glam.. Buy a small crockpot cooker. Like blasted says.. 5 to 6 hours. Simmer or high for 30 minutes adding meat after charing it for flavor..turn down to low but not warm. Add red onions and flavoring. Add some rouh (flour butter mixture) to thicken..just a tip of the spoon at a time every few minutes. Maybe for two people or pound of steak meat or chicken are 1 half flour/butter mixture. Then add beans but not slice of dice tomatoes until the last two hours. Add the tomatoe's paste in around the time you are beans. Add celery if you want to non-homosexually gay it up (or homosexually because we're all purple penguins, bitches). Add those small French white mini white onions In the past two hours. Then 10 minutes before you're finished crank it up to high for 10 minutes then down to lowest warm setting.


    Use both black pinto and large red kidney beans. I use 2 cans of black pinto and one can of red kidneys.


    And always..always make a cake size of corn bread to go-with.



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  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's pretty healthy besides the cig smoking and hepatitis. bless his heart.

    He doesn't drink water, doesn't exercise, and eats and drinks garbage. That's not healthy.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats actually a stereotype that fat girls can cook well, its mostly skinny girls that aren't lazy that like to cook healthy meals check out this chick, I don't a lot about vegan food but her stuff looks DAMN GOOD!



    I know how to make pizzas, made some bombass pork chops last night, and I make Bill Krozbydogs, and a couple summers ago I had a stint of making elote's con rico, I came up with my own recipe for the sauce, with extra manglaise!. OP is a talentless hack when it comes to cooking but his shtick is about making it look ugly, he has a knack for that.

    I bet u make a good pizza pie.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by blaster master Glam, I can tell by looking that you didnt let that chili simmer long enough, it needs about 4-6 hrs or else its kinda just a thick soup.

    yeah theres no broth, its like a stew
  11. #31
    elonte is gross, I had one a while ago at a gross overpriced mexican place and its gross yuck
  12. #32
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman


    That looks like a puke sandwich and the desert looks like shit

    literally
  13. #33
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Glam, I can tell by looking that you didnt let that chili simmer long enough, it needs about 4-6 hrs or else its kinda just a thick soup.

    Lol correct. It was the backup dinner plan. Next time it goes in the crockpot.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung He doesn't drink water, doesn't exercise, and eats and drinks garbage. That's not healthy.

    he does exercise dick face i've literally seen him do it, and people can do drugs and drink and still be healthier than people who are vegan, are you by chance a functional retard you fat fuck? Everyones body is different. I'm drink a lot and I'm still way more healthy than a lot of people
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano elonte is gross, I had one a while ago at a gross overpriced mexican place and its gross yuck

    thats probably because you went to a bad place.. just like some hamburgers are gross at mcdonalds or you can go to dans or frans and have a quality burger, are you by chance a shit head?
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he does exercise dick face i've literally seen him do it, and people can do drugs and drink and still be healthier than people who are vegan, are you by chance a functional retard you fat fuck? Everyones body is different. I'm drink a lot and I'm still way more healthy than a lot of people

    Ur too skinny and ur bones are too brittle. You will have problems in old age with injuries, if you don't strengthen urself.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Lol correct. It was the backup dinner plan. Next time it goes in the crockpot.

    excuses.. excuses.. you should take more pride in your work before you post it you assclown, you're no better than fona, trying to call him out with your bullshit dish, get fucked
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur too skinny and ur bones are too brittle. You will have problems in old age with injuries, if you don't strengthen urself.

    my boes aren't brittle, I've only broken one in my entire life, you're already old and obese but constantly go on about how you go to the gym we all know you don't. Plus healthcare is going to get better so I'll be doing a lot better when I get to your age than you are now, are you by chance a functional retard?

    And there is nothing wrong with being skinny, I rather be skinny than be a fatass like you.

    and plus doesn't everyone have problems later in their life, gtfo with you're bullshit
  19. #39
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm drink a lot and I'm still way more healthy than a lot of people

  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    LOL @ staring at the back of the box and reading the ingredients slowly like its the first time you ever made hamburger helper

    that was a good one/ you should drain the beef into mishells asshole
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